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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Best Cure for a cough is laxatives.

    By bneighborhood,
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  2. I won $10 in a beauty contest . . .

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 787 views

  3. For they that tare my people asunder shall not dignify the houses of the lord

    By Joel,   
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  4. Shoot for the clouds, you might hit a bird- Lunch!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  5. All hands on Deck: he failed the Deputy Chief exam again, and could do with some physical reassurance from his friends.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Who the heck would put a raisin in the sun? IT'S ALREADY A RAISIN, DUMMY!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  7. Luke Wilson is a fuckin’ piece of shit. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. Minotaur be like allup in your butt

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Hitting two birds with one stone probably knocks just one of them out. So why bother?

    By carlosfugazi,
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  10. Hear ye, hear ye. Sometimes out my butt, comes pee.

    By catharticnick,
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  11. When life's got ya down, just turn that frown counter-clockwise, you fuckin' Australian.

    By cameronmwood,
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  12. Like Asian Bart Simpson always says, "Don't have a chow mein!"

    By cameronmwood,
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  13. Don't call him Doctor Strange! He's just different!

    By cameronmwood,
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  14. If you want people to understand how you see the world, wear mirrored sunglasses.

    By alargebucket,
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  15. Flowers are boring, can't I take pictures of someone else like my mom or, a hooker?

    By DRIVEN,
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  16. Good mourning, everybody! Another successful funeral.

    By blister hoggin,   
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  17. This is my body. THIS is my blunt.

    By blister hoggin,   
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  18. Awakening from a coma with anesthesia Sherlock looked at himself covered in dirt and decided to call himself Peat Holmes.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. The punny bunny is funny but it's so hot I might shave my hare

    By Traven Falos,   
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  20. I want to know what love is; I want you to show me with your butt.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. The grass may be greener on the otherside, but all the mulch is over here.

    By thecrench,
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  22. I must get to taylor swiftly before the flood comes

    By JES ARNO,   
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  23. Years from now when you speak of me, please be kind.

    By BrendanPeters,
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  24. When I dance all the ladies Fred Astaire.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  25. Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno, but hey we're the monkeys and we like to monkey around.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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