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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I guess what I miss most about the womb is fist bumping my dad's dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Bring on the clowns in hand me down gowns

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Make snakes take the baked cakes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. How do you make a root beer float? Put a cork in it, that’s how.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. The whole school saw you doing karate and you stink at it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. Please, call me Daddy. "Dad" was my father.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  7. NO! I said I love "CUNNING LINGUISTS!" Pull you pants back up.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  8. What would you do if I squeezed out a two? Would you squat down and drop one on me?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. George and Ringo playing bingo. Where's Paul gone? He's on the John.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 453 views

  10. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but they only carry Pepsi products at this Arby's. Sucks to be you, world.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 358 views

  11. We named the DOG Indiana, and the pussy Virginia.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  12. And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord will feed my snake. He gets one frozen mouse a week, Lord.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. I charge candy for a handy, but give rimmy on a whimmy.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. I may have gotten pec implants in the Australian Outback, but these abs are original.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  15. Only my Mom is allowed to visit my apartment building. You could say it's a bit of an Oedipus Complex.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  16. It’s really weird that I learned about Lyme Disease from The Real World: Seattle.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 259 views

  17. “Hyphen” is far too complicated and nuanced a word for what it actual describes.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. Can you believe that Estelle Getty took every single photograph in the Getty Images collection?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. Zach Braff is Ray Romano at 1.5 speed.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  20. I hate to break it to Deee-Lite, but the brain has far more grooves than the heart does. Nice try, Deee-Lite.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  21. Calling it now. The Magic Bullet blender is by far the best product tie-in to the JFK assassination.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 230 views

  22. Welcome to Delaware, or as they say in Spanish "Of the Aware."

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. The day you stop farting is the day you die.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Where do I see myself in five years? The FUTURE, bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. A hippie, a horticulturalist, and a White House photographer walk into a bar. One of them better show me some bush.

    By StopEatingBees,
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