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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's a slipper slope: First, Roman Polanski is allowed to marry whom he wants and then my neighbor fuck-murders a cheetah.

    By dog_in_space,
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  2. The gutters in this city are filled with people like us. - Mostly street sweepers and gutter repairmen, but still.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  3. I hate to be a pedant but it shouldn’t be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Call your local poop alchemist, 'cause this shit is gold!

    By BenCentra,
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  5. When my Dad finds out I kissed a girl, I suspect he will be quite impressed.

    By JohnnyTom,
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  6. When your commas look like semi-colons, its time to clean that computer monitor!

    By HotSaucerman,
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  7. I hear distant sound of hot jazz floating across the night and through the window..,

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. They say the old mill is haunted by the ghost of Raul Julia's mustache.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
    • 1 reply
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  9. Fun Fact: “The Godfather” was originally titled “Mushmouth Bad-Butt and Sons”.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  10. OK so it's "My Mother The Car" meets "Back to the Future", except when it gets to 88mph the car does the lambada and everyone is ejected and dies.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  11. Krunksgiving is inconsequential to Krunkstaking

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. A watched pot never boils, but it's ok, I like to watch.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  13. smellbum to the bunghole; says here we got fun and games

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
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  14. Sometimes I want to reenact Sinbad doing the basketball finger-spin in the credits to A Different World. But then I remember that I'm on probation.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. Catchphrase Pinball:::Catchphrase Pinball, now it's time for Catchphrase Pinball: free the balls in your mind, then keep them safe through space and t

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Tiddlywinks in the loo, not a game, never do.

    By suffering_malaria,
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  17. Do I come down to where your mother works and jump up and down on the end of the bed? Yes. I do. Because I'm a mattress inspector and yo mama so fat.

    By bigwutangtheory,
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  18. Were-hipsters. That is all.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
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  19. Is it true, detective, that you told Captain Obvious only a major asshole would watch Bad Lieutenant?

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. I before E except when ei fucking say so

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. It's not really about how many cabbages you can fit in your mouth. It's about how many cabbages you can't... That's what I always say.

    By DevinKC,
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  22. In space no one can hear you cream.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
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  23. Never trust an Ian. No matter who he is, Ian's got something to hide.

    By Razor Boy,
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  24. Welcome to an exciting new episode of Comedy Bang Bang! I'm your host, Scott Awkward Man. Wait, what? No, I'm Scott Auckermann! Wait, maybe I'm both.

    By the_muteKi,
    • 0 replies
    • 610 views

  25. Listen to my nine centimetres go BANG!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
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