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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. While it is legal to get stoned in the Mile High City, many people forget to add 15 minutes to their baking time.

    By Lamprey,
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    By allenpwilliams,
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  3. Does this Tumblr make my ass look big?

    By Lamprey,
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  4. A gangbang pays better than a blowbang, and the shoot is usually a lot more respectable. The only downside is you don't get to suck as many dicks.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  5. If you thought last week's episode was funny, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger,
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  6. Sorry for that thing just now. It'll never happen again. ... Whoa, deja vu!

    By Lamprey,
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  7. Whatever horrible tragedy may strike me in my life, I know I will always deserve it for giving that Ancient Alien Theorist five minutes of fair, unbia

    By Lamprey,
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  8. Gather round, my children. It is I, the Lord of the Revels. Go ring the bells and don the masks and sharpen...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  9. Don't stop believing it's not butter

    By Plot Twists,
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  10. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man another fish and you'll feed him for two days...

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  11. IS THAT KEVIN BACON!? Wait no, sorry. It's just a regular piece of bacon.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  12. I ain't afraid of no ghost! Except for that one starring Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  13. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Remember that the next time you decide to join a Conga line.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  14. As 'yes please' presupposes deep need; thus brown breeze presupposes butt sneeze.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. There's a little place I know where the going is sweet and the sweeties are go. #tacoma

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. I wasn't trying to woo the waitress, I just wanted a glass of delicious olive juice.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. ...aaaaaaand the phrase is caught! Betcha didn't see that one coming.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Took me twenty years to figure out the title of Back to the Future. Maybe now I'll watch it sometime.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Do not cry over spilled milk, but rejoice that the milk truly lived.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. Went into the woods behind my house. Nothing happened. #sondheimsaliar

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. My daughter wanted me to submit the following: Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo Poopoo

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Come to think of it, I don't think Benjamin Braddock's relationship with Mrs. Robinson was entirely appropriate.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. I support the gay agenda. I support any agenda, in fact. Time management is the key to any successful meeting.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. The best part of waking up is vultures in my butt.

    By C.H.U.D. Reinhold,
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  25. "More like A Tale That's Too Shitty", said William Makepeace Thackeray.

    By Tony Pepperoni,
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