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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Loki is a misnomer. It's actually quite over-the-top

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. I haven't been this scared since that cardboard ghost ate the baby in 3 Men and a Baby

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  3. Mall is where the Blart is

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. Baby I'm not allowed to go out of the country.

    By Facelist,
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  5. Dumb waiter. I am sorry. I never meant to offend your axis.

    By Facelist,
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  6. Bent over all day like a dog fucking a football!? Not how I imagined spending this dog day afternoon!

    By Facelist,
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  7. Don't just lay there all stretched out like a cat licking it's own asshole!

    By Facelist,
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  8. Don't get me wrong. You wouldn't like me when I'm wrong.

    By Facelist,
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  9. Leave the salad up to me...

    By Facelist,
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  10. Like Tom Hanks in Cast Away, I'm owin' Wilson

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  11. I could get used to not remembering signing up for this

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. Now, everyone knows that Tom Petty sang that waiting is the hardest part, but what my ding dong presupposes is...maybe it isn't? 

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. My jizz just hit the floor and spelled out the word "help." Man, those little guys are organized.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. I've been reading a book of matches. It's a real page-burner!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. Nothing congreeds like Congress!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. Fin Fang Foom, let's blow Doctor Doom

    By BobOdentwerk,
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  17. No I’m not “firing” you. I’m not “laying you off” either. I am merely shitcanning you.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. If Pop Tarts are raviolis, then I'm proud to say I've had my dick in an Italian.

    By BobOdentwerk,
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  19. Has a celebrity ever successfully faked their own death? Today, we un-Pac that

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. Tush by ZZ Top shoulda been called AA Bottom

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you to leave me alone.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Today we flip the script and, on the backs of the papers, there are bunch of doodles and grody stains and shit.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. There's a special place in Hell for those who take the time to find it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  24. Sing us a song, you're the piano man with a moon for a head. Sing us a song, Mac Tonight

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  25. Assholes are like opinions, nobody wants to hear yours

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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