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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I NEVER want to hear you say "I want it that way". Now will you boys please leave my backstreet Burger King?

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  2. This is Scott the Auker Man with probably Paul Thompkans. We've done this forever, but the show was better. Even then, not a big fan.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  3. Tits may sag, but mammaries are forever

    By TheAnonanusMan,
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    • 182 views

  4. No, don't eat that!

    By CooterTooter,
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  5. A cleft in my heart has driven us apart - after you left me bereft with thy deft panty theft.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Close the doors and get on all fours, Uncle Ballsack's back for more!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Let's lube your pubies then take you to the movies

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. I'm dumping it soft, I'm dumping it hard, I'm dumping it doggy style out in the yard

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 196 views

  9. I've been drinking all morning but you'll never guess what!

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  10. I just got my test results back. I guess it's just going to stay that size forever.

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 193 views

  11. If you see me in the morning, please don't talk to me.

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  12. Have you tried the chipped beef? It's okay.

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 195 views

  13. From Agememnon to Oedipus, it's all Greek to me

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  14. Don’t kink shame the poultry. The choking chicken choking his chicken was just really into autoerotic asphyxiation.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby.  Seriously, the theatre's on fire.

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  16. There's no place like home! Especially true when you live in a fourth dimensional tesseract, am i right?!

    By SirDancelot,
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  17. Putting a hat on a hat: bad for writing, great for redundant Victorian fashion!

    By SirDancelot,
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  18. I don't like Rage Against the Machine or Imagine Dragons, stop telling me what to do you shitty bands!

    By SirDancelot,
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  19. The smell of the greasepaint, the roar of the crowd, who all laughed with out restraint, 'cause I'm not well-endowed

    By SirDancelot,
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  20. How about a game of good cop, passive aggressive cop, and if not then how about one of YOUR ideas, since i'm so stupid!

    By SirDancelot,
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  21. If you can't do the whitecollar time, don't do the whitecollar crime, and get that fucking dress shirt off you're in prison!

    By SirDancelot,
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  22. If you can't do the whitecollar time, don't do the whitecollar crime, and get that fucking dress shirt off you're in prison!

    By SirDancelot,
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  23. From the window to the walls to the attic- the insulation in this house is terrible. Come to think of it, that might be why your balls are so sweaty.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  24. Thank you for playing everyone's favorite game show, "SKIP THE ADS!"

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  25. Oscar Wilde once said, "Only the song and dance of a harp and a flute can get this dirty Irish boy out his gimp suit."

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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