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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Young Del Monte didn't want to get into the fruit business, but alas succumbed to pear pressure.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Hey, why don't you make like a tree and grow for a hundred years

    By AlGoreVidalSassoon,
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  3. Give me a tight knit sweater and a wall of fish hooks, and I'll give you a game of jump-and-stick that you'll never forget.

    By suffering_malaria,
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  4. Time can pass, gas can pass, people pass too. And yet the Time Gas People of my native planet stay still.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Dr. Watson wasn't a doctor nor the son of a man named Wat.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. Oh no! The Cheese Baron's got my girl! I camenbert it!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. Bros before hoes, unless they're schmoes. That's how it goes as any bro knows.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. Inter office memo, not intended for the public

    By Brad Lindert,
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  9. Hope springs eternal in the human breast. It's called momma milk and me likes it!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Slow and steady wins the race! Unless that race is based on speed.

    By Poop,
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  11. If lovin' you is wrong, baby I don't wanna be wrong. I hate you.

    By Razor Boy,
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  12. Whined me up, watch me dance, stick a thousand needles in my thirty-second chance. Triple infinity no take backs

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. ¡Salsa Picante!

    By SteveH,
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  14. Does your pinky itch?

    By guicemann,
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  15. Yoo-hoo? Shouldn't it be you-whom?

    By Nowhere Man,
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  16. You can't spell "spooping a lot" without "pooping a lot"

    By Thug McNastypants,
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  17. Triple letter score, with WHORE? That's 19 points.

    By bobo_frank,
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  18. I came here to document bubble gum shortages and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

    By theoren_1,
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  19. hey, someone is peaking through the window, but they cannot see me waving. hahahahahahaha. ummmmm, moving on.

    By Chandler Bing.com,
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  20. Our rag-tag team of eccentric specialists just might have what it takes to pull off the biggest heist the San Diego zoo has ever seen. This, gent...

    By Razor Boy,
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  21. I'm not ashamed to proclaim, "The Doctor told me to stop drinking anything better than my brother's milk."

    By Gregory Australia,
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  22. Purple Haze? Purple Rain? If I see purple snow I'm eating it, MOM.

    By bobo_frank,
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  23. You say Haiku, I say, get a job.

    By bobo_frank,
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  24. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, twice on the pipe if the answer is no, but yelling won't make me unlock the basement

    By SelfieControl,
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  25. This just in: Scientist now believe all matter in the universe is 75% Hydrogen, 25% percent snakes

    By SelfieControl,
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