New Catchphrase Suggestions

48976 topics in this forum

1. Don’t Blame Me. I voted for Kim Jong-un.

   By rob_m, April 6, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 599 views
   • 
   • rob_m
   • April 6, 2017

2. Don’t blink. I know just what you’re seeing. So please stop, constrain me. I know your little turds.

   By MondoMudbutt, October 2, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 272 views
   • 
   • MondoMudbutt
   • October 2, 2017

3. Don’t blow your load Toad, it’s just Princess Peach on a beach!

   By Botchedcrotch, March 28, 2019
   • 0 replies
   • 444 views
   • 
   • Botchedcrotch
   • March 28, 2019

4. Don’t call it a come back, that was just premature ejaculation.

   By DaveSheir, April 19, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 370 views
   • 
   • DaveSheir
   • April 19, 2017

5. Don’t call it a comeback—that’s gross!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 7, 2021
   • 0 replies
   • 196 views
   • 
   • Euripides’ Shorts
   • July 7, 2021

6. Don’t call me “sweetheart.” My glucose levels are normal.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 23, 2020
   • 0 replies
   • 196 views
   • 
   • Euripides’ Shorts
   • July 23, 2020

7. Don’t call me a motherfucker; I was a C-section baby.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, April 4, 2021
   • 0 replies
   • 167 views
   • 
   • Euripides’ Shorts
   • April 4, 2021

8. Don’t call me a simp because my bizkit is limp.

   By Boob Seger, March 24, 2021
   • 0 replies
   • 305 views
   • 
   • Boob Seger
   • March 24, 2021

9. Don’t call me Al, and I won’t call you Betty. Deal?

   By Colfax McLiverneck, December 1, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 392 views
   • 
   • Colfax McLiverneck
   • December 1, 2016

10. Don’t call me by my Christian name! Christian’s my middle name; call me Terry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, May 6, 2021
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views
    • 
    • Euripides’ Shorts
    • May 6, 2021

11. Don’t call me loose until you yell in my caboose

    By Jizzy.Smile, June 22, 2021
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views
    • 
    • Jizzy.Smile
    • June 22, 2021

12. Don’t call me tardy, or late to the party, Just bend me over and I’ll do a little farty

    By HaydenHaydenHaydenHaydenHayden, October 8, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 155 views
    • 
    • HaydenHaydenHaydenHaydenHayden
    • October 8, 2020

13. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, October 2, 2018
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views
    • 
    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • October 2, 2018

14. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, May 13, 2019
    • 0 replies
    • 229 views
    • 
    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • May 13, 2019

15. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, September 4, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 268 views
    • 
    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • September 4, 2020

16. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch cause Imma ‘bout to make a big ass omelet.

    By DaveSheir, March 15, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views
    • 
    • DaveSheir
    • March 15, 2017

17. Don’t count your chickens. They move around a lot. It’s virtually impossible.

    By Nick Jester, August 7, 2018
    • 0 replies
    • 415 views
    • 
    • Nick Jester
    • August 7, 2018

18. Don’t cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!

    By ChazFremontIII, January 29, 2018
    • 1 reply
    • 371 views
    • 
    • Colfax McLiverneck
    • January 29, 2018

19. Don’t cry over spilled milk…unless edging is your thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, March 30, 2021
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views
    • 
    • Euripides’ Shorts
    • March 30, 2021

20. ‪Don’t cum in my mouth and tell me it's raining‬

    By Gurff, June 13, 2019
    • 0 replies
    • 182 views
    • 
    • Gurff
    • June 13, 2019

21. Don’t cum on my bagel and call it a cruller.

    By Boob Seger, March 5, 2021
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views
    • 
    • Boob Seger
    • March 5, 2021

22. Don’t cum on my foot and tell me it’s Flubber

    By BangtheComedySlowly, March 7, 2019
    • 0 replies
    • 191 views
    • 
    • BangtheComedySlowly
    • March 7, 2019

23. Don’t do me like that! You know I prefer the bottom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, December 27, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views
    • 
    • Euripides’ Shorts
    • December 27, 2020

24. Don’t do me like that. I thought we were gonna try roleplay tonight.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, December 27, 2020
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views
    • 
    • Euripides’ Shorts
    • December 27, 2020

25. Don’t do me like that. Instead do me like this: …aaaand sex noise.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 29, 2019
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views
    • 
    • Euripides’ Shorts
    • July 29, 2019