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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bleeps and bloops, peeps and poops and to be serious for a second: Bring home the troops.

    By verylittletinytinyboy,
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  2. They call me a two-pump chump, but I just don't want that much ketchup

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  3. "Nice to meet you, Machu Pichu,"; "The pleasure's all yours, Gregory of Tours."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Don't you smack my clakkaz in Arakataka, or I'll tussle your muscles in Luxembourg. Or thereabouts.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. "- and if they strangle one of your bangles, then you send one of theirs to the fucking morgue!"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Hey, I didn't know Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart made a Chris Gethard biopic!

    By Nowhere Man,
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  7. My dog called me a feckless twat. My dog dropkicked me.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. This episode is brought to by the United States Post Office. Would it kill you to wipe the cheetos off your face and leave your house once in awhile?

    By bigwutangtheory,
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  9. I'm putting the band back together. Yes. I'm talking about masturbation.

    By bigwutangtheory,
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  10. I am sixteen going on seventeen. I am all like, whatever and who really cares?

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. Enough with this phoney war on drugs! Let's have a real war, on drugs!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. I love my life, but I'd never say anything. I don't want to ruin what we have.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. , the show where the points are made up and everything don't matter. I'm Jim Carrey. Let us boogie woogie the night away till today will be the day.

    By Gregory Australia,
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  14. Time is every where, stretching across all of space, from the farthest stars to right up your pee-hole.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. I'm trapped in an octupus' garden under the sea, that's why I have a podcast. If you're hearing this please set me free. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By wzhill9,
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  16. Discography is my good old neighbor man.

    By Gregory Australia,
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  17. I once flipped a burger. Once.

    By Gregory Australia,
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  18. You now live on a rat farm. If you are listening to this you must go live on a rat farm. You will live out the rest of your days farming rats. If..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  19. Desperately trying to show the Ritz cracker people my Steve Perry tattoo. If anyone hearing this can help please get in touch.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. I've been on an insane Edward Albee kick lately.

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  21. Bale my hay and pluck my fiddle, this ho-down is a throw down in bro-town!

    By theoren_1,
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  22. Tube socks, crock pots, padlocks, or small pox - stay tuned to find out which one we gave to our studio audience.

    By theoren_1,
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  23. If you're a dinosaur riding italian plumber with urine on his upper lip, your name just might be Pistachio.

    By FrenchyLibre,
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  24. This town isn't big enough for the both of us. Damn you, legislative redistricting!

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  25. I looked in the mirror and had a fright; I was trapped in a riddle that Saturday night.

    By PiltdownMan,   
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