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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When I became a man I put away my childish things, and when I became Aimee Mann I wrote a song called “childish things”but it was about sumthing else.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Touching Butts and Joining Taints, Scissoring and finger Paints, Let call the whole thing....... FUN!!??!!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
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  3. The following is being recorded in front of a live studio audience on September 10th, 2001. We'd like to thank our sponsor today, al-Qaeda.

    By EddieRayDesign,
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  4. Hold me closer Tony Danza.. Or don't, it's whatever.

    By ohheyhaley,
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  5. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow are all the same day.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. You know what they say: Where there's smoke there's fire, and where there's fire there's me masturbating in the bushes

    By andru365,
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  7. Honey crisp and bubblegum pie, drain the dreidel, drain it dry.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  8. Ketchup and mustard, that's how you dress a hotdog. Sweater and nice pants, that's how you decorate a Scottdog.

    By Mark-kram,
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  9. Owen Wilson always looks like he smells pie but can't pinpoint its location.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  10. Somewhere over the rainbow

    By FrankGrochenzino,
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  11. Sitting here, eating this bag of trail mix, I'm reminded of how nutty life really is.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  12. You may be six degrees from Kevin Bacon, but we're all just one degree from the icy grip of death.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. buy Free Willy 3 and get three willies, FREE!

    By theplagueyear,
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  14. I want the power...

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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  15. Pensacola Pac-man and Wisconsin Suicidal picked a flight to Santa Cruz to go see Billy Idol.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. It's a little less 'Mr Show', a little more 'missed her toe'.

    By Danger,
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  17. There was a time once when people only cared about one thing: the sex. Now everyone's all about sex AND caring for their stupid families. Lame-Os!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Batman would do better with the ladies if his post-coital ritual wasn't to drop to their knees and cry "Mommy I miss you!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Naked Lunch just isn't enough; let's make a date for a Naked Breakfast Club

    By JoeMarchant,   
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  20. Check out my other friend; The DJ PooTent.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Seltzer water? No thanks. Seltzer milk. Seltzer. Milk.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Hook me up Obi-Wan, you're my only dope dealer.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Coincidentally the man who donates organs to the church is not an organ donor. Said my father. I'm still confused.

    By Mobster84,
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  24. Gooseflesh! Pure gooseflesh, I tell you. Gooseflesh.

    By Razor Boy,
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  25. Won't Grampa burn up on re-entry?

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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