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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, friend, practice. Practice reading maps. The city is basically a grid. Shouldn’t be this hard, kid.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  2. A hedge between keeps the friendship green, and if you’re keen come tug on my peen. 

    By Thelonious Gooch,
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  3. I got eye-fucked by Medusa, and I got real stoned

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  4. Homeless beavers looking for shelter, and I don't give a dam!

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  5. I look good while eating Budapest, guess I'm pretty Hungary.

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  6. They always talk about how even a broken clock is right twice a day, but they always conveniently fail to mention that the same broken clock is wrong at least 3 times a day!

    By Olive_Duster,
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  7. Tighten your belt, Mr. Dingus.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  8. Baby shoes for sale; never worn. My baby is fine, she just have hooves.

    By SegaShines,
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    • 177 views

  9. We're here! We're sheared! We're sheep!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  10. My butt doesn't work, it's unemployed! Get a job fat ass!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  11. If you find a stump, take a bump off the lump on the crumpet.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  12. A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  13. Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  14. Are you a Chex MexiCAN, or a Chex Mexican't?

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  15. I first thought ‘cancel culture’ was something a doctor might say; now I know it’s just a new kind of diet yogurt.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  16. One in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it’s a tush when the poop starts to gush

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  17. Chex Mix and sex pics, Gardettos and stilettos, flaming hot Cheetos and big dicks in speedos, these are the seeds of my dorito libido

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  18. Chex Mix: When you are hungry for stale bread, and you crave the taste of sweat

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  19. Heads up, my first guest is a real scumbag. I recommend skipping the first half hour of the show.

    By the constant pardner,
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  20. Champagne for my real friends, real pain from years of parental neglect

    By Steak Mittens,
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  21. Would u rather have itty bitty titties or frittata tatas? As long as your pigs in a blanket are big and I spank it.

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  22. I'm hot for Scott, time to gawk at that Auk

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  23. Ouch!

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  24. There once was a man with a plan, but he died.

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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  25. There's nothing more satisfying than looking at your freshly made merkin woven together from the shower drain depository at the gym

    By Mescottauckermanthatsrightme,
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