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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eating fruit leather is a lot like having sex. When it’s good, it’s great and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. Plus, both involve massive amounts of fruit leather.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  2. I don’t know why I used to worry that my penis was too small. In my personal experience, women are fine with a small penis. It’s the constant sobbing they can’t stand.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  3. How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman book high-profile guests on his podcast?

    By Olive_Duster,
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  4. Let's go ahead and squat, cough, and pinch one off.

    By Adrenochrome Stallone,
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  5. Dub a rub rub, who waxed my jug?

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  6. A-tisket a-tasket, my spleen just blew a gasket.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  7. Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch, while backpack flapjack babies meet me out back we're gonna boogie

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  8. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush.

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  9. Pump and dump but I ain't no chump, gimme dat CBB baby bump!

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  10. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Give Me Your Number So I Can Send Nudes

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  11. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  12. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  13. I think, therefore I spam.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  14. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  15. Milk, milk, lemonade; that's the recipe for my new favourite mocktail.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  16. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  17. Measure twice, cut the cheese.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  18. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  19. A hedge between keeps the friendship green, and if you’re come keen come tug on my peen.

    By Thelonious Gooch,
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  20. I need a girl who's a shark in the streets and I have no other parameters.

    By Fiendish Dr. Wu Tang,
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  21. The dearth of your girth did not prepare me for that breech birth.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. You can pull my pickle or I can tickle your taco but give me a nickel and I’ll treat you like the queen you are... and suck on your nipples

    By Chris Hotdog Bunn,
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  23. So I told her there’s no way I gave her herpes- I’m a man, I can only get hispees

    By Chris Hotdog Bunn,
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  24. When Euripides Shorts You'll See Tony is the Poop Butt Butterfly - The Mayor Of Turd Town

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  25. Mary had a little lamb, too bad no one told her it had a taste for human flesh

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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