New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. You are the Bea's knees.. And by Bea I mean Aunt Bea and her arthritic knees.

   By Areola Jones, September 28, 2020
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2. Some of these submissions are gold, some are trash, let’s hope you find one at least as good as the last episode of M.A.S.H. which set ratings records and affected New York City plumbing.

   By Dinky Squatsabudge, September 28, 2020
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3. I wish I worked as hard on my work as I do on my hard on.

   By Dinky Squatsabudge, September 28, 2020
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4. I can’t remember if this is something I came up with, or if I found it online while I was high. Anyway, sorry if I took your username.

   By Dinky Squatsabudge, September 28, 2020
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5. This podcast is sponsored by the American Family Association for Podcast Decency and by the Assbert and Jizzifer Fuckington Foundation.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, September 28, 2020
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6. Oh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that the Reimann hypothesis can be proved by subsuming the Drichlet L-function as a discriminant of the corresponding quantum eigenvalue is so delightful.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, September 28, 2020
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7. In a recent Gallup poll, 82% of podcast listeners reported that a new catchphrase is not needed.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, September 28, 2020
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8. You can pick your friends, you can pick your hoes, but you can't pick your friend's hoes

   By Stick Em Up Joe, September 28, 2020
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9. In an effort to help my daughter cope with the struggles of puberty, I decided to re-watch The English Patient, Apocalypse Now, Queen Victoria, Pride and Prejudice, and a whole bunch of other period pieces.

   By Olive_Duster, September 28, 2020
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10. I'm all for this whole 'girl power' thing if it means my wife and daughter will feel more confident and proud of themselves when they make my sandwiches.

    By Olive_Duster, September 28, 2020
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11. God is good, God is great, sure. But have you tried Taco Bell's new Burrito Bowl? It's the real deal.

    By Olive_Duster, September 28, 2020
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12. In Jazz History class, it’s the notes you’re NOT taking.

    By Olive_Duster, September 28, 2020
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13. Just like my wife and my dentist always say, if it ain’t bleeding you ain’t doing it right.

    By SanHolo, September 28, 2020
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14. What goes up, must come down, including my ratings.

    By SanHolo, September 28, 2020
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15. When the bully can't be hitting cause' you've been busy Shitting. Diarrhea Of a Wimpy Kid

    By Scam Elliot, September 28, 2020
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16. I'm tiktok famous you ignoramus!

    By rhysmakeswords, September 28, 2020
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17. Retweet my feet

    By rhysmakeswords, September 28, 2020
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18. If you give a mouse a cookie, you feed him for a day; if you teach a mouse to cookie, you feed him for a lifetime.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor, September 28, 2020
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19. If you were born on or after this date in 1989 you probably don't know who Max Headroom is.

    By Side Effects May Include, September 28, 2020
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20. To save one embarrassment and avoid much strife; never cut the cheese in public without a knife.

    By Salmon Barber, September 28, 2020
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21. You couldn’t take this shit on strong acid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, September 28, 2020
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22. Hattie told Maddie ‘bout a thing she saw when she did peyote that one time in Reno.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, September 28, 2020
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23. The Ouija board landed on the letters “I C U P”. Great, I’m being visited by a dumb ghost cup.

    By Paranoid Bumdroid, September 28, 2020
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24. Get over yourselves, Deutschlanders!

    By Aukermangina, September 27, 2020
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25. The world is a big, goopy, sloppy, frantic, nauseous mussel soup from Hell.

    By littlekatiefoofoo, September 27, 2020
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