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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I got ghost in my house but they won’t boo. Spirits in my house but they won’t shoo. But this apparition is straight up tossing my salad!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  2. When the moon hits the earth like a big pizza pie, that’s Melancholia.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Some lady peddled discarded mollusk carapaces in the littoral zone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. In the land of the blind, everyone has a goddamn podcast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I have a big wig for the shindig. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to "an adorable bunny" for that catchphrase submission. I'm Scott Aukerman and GUESS WHAT BITCH, IT'S STILL THE CATCHPHRASE

    By an adorable bunny,
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  6. You can pick your friends and you can pick your piano but you can't tuna your friends nose

    By an adorable bunny,
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  7. A penny for your thoughts. A nickel for your dreams. Would you take 80 dollars for the cordless vacuum cleaner?

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  8. Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be alive if and only if you can afford a peloton

    By an adorable bunny,
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  9. My life was a war that could never be won when they gave me a number and told me I had to wait in line for eight hours to get my drivers license renewed

    By an adorable bunny,
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  10. My pet parrot said "You're a better lover than my husband". Well joke's on him, I'm sleeping with the parrot's wife

    By an adorable bunny,
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  11. Knowledge is Power, Power is pain. If you don't understand I won't try to explain

    By an adorable bunny,
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  12. Fall is a four letter word in this house young man. And house is a five letter word!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  13. The bird in my hand would look good in her bush!

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  14. This just in... Backlash over backsplash splattered in black hair from a back patch. While backpack flapjack babies meet me outback we're gonna boogie.

    By Emcee Stanky,
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  15. The moonlighting magician gestured to the display at Banana Republic. “Pick a cardigan! Any cardigan!”

    By ForeignServer,
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  16. Why are there no famous Thanksgiving songs? Well, besides "Baby Got Back".

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  17. In a world without friction, you can't wipe your ass. But you also don't have to.

    By Hank E. Pancake,
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  18. He who farts and runs away can blame it on the dog.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, an insider's pie-d to the red velvet cake back tartways of this flan-dustry we call dough biz. That's right, it's a dessert show now and I'm your host Scone Bakerman.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  20. For 10 bucks I'll suck, but for 20 I'll blow. Of course, I'll have to remind you, it's not that kind of show.

    By PeepilOfPorkSteeple,
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  21. And seeking yet the Jester's breeze, I pulled my chest up to my Knees, and gave myself the slightest squeeze, and shit my fuckin brains out

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. For anyone who still needs reminding, the woomp is still there.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. If you can't do the Time, you'll never make it to Morris Day.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  24. All day long I’d titty titty pump, if I were a pregnant man!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I'm the two-time grand champion of not giving a fuck where or when I nut.

    By ShortBusUpperDecker,
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