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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yo soy el rey del cañon de verde. Yo soy el león de montaña.

    By Razor Boy,
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  2. Welllllll, fuck me goat and call me Nancy, if it isn't fat Timmy the astronaut! How have you been, you old piece of shite?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 533 views

  3. Tonight on a very special Seinfeld, Jerry dates a woman that is out of his league while ignoring George's obvious spiral into unfathomable depression!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 479 views

  4. If the Sheik doesn't get his seltzer water you better seek shelter Walter.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. If Phil Collins doesn't have a cameo in Terminator Genisys then I don't even want to live anymore.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 601 views

  6. Actually I've never tasted shit, so I've been lying to you the past 30 years when I told you what your homemade pies tasted liked, Grandma.

    By Mobster84,
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  7. I support equality, but I'm deathly afraid of rainbows.

    By Cathy ACKerman,
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  8. If you can't stand the feet, get out of Christopher Hitchens.

    By JacobCohn,
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    • 459 views

  9. I've got some work to do kids, so I rented the movie version of your favorite book to watch! Where The Wild Things Are, starring Neve Campbell!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 465 views

  10. Clever pants fit the devil like way cool, AIGHT!??

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. If Paul F. Tompkins is on the show when you read this, you have to use this catchphrase.

    By smitty,
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    • 545 views

  12. It's Cheech and Chong, not Cheech and Steve.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 551 views

  13. Chinese, Japanese, the bee's knees, cheddar cheese.

    By Atypical,
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  14. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and let's see dem titties

    By Eltonjohn911,
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  15. Tonight we are young, tomorrow a day older - that's how it works, Herve.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 487 views

  16. behind every great dick lies an awesome set of balls

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 486 views

  17. This X-Files rehashing is so old at this stage I heard the main characters are now Special Agents MOULDer and decomposed human SKULLy/ KAPOW

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 580 views

  18. Gimme a break! Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that sam-ple jar!

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. And to my dear nephew Roger, I leave this sealed bottle of my captured aroma, to be whiffed only under extreme duress.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 403 views

  20. If it's barbecue you're looking for, GET OUT!!! This is a podcast dumdum! Your family is hungry! You're a terrible father!

    By saintgimp,
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  21. Holy Swiss cheeses! it's our Lord and Savior Jesus!

    By Atypical,
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    • 553 views

  22. Don't fall on your sword, just call on the Lord.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 554 views

  23. I smoothed over my lumpsuncious ballsack with an angle grinder while I perused your mothers pert profile pics on adult friend finder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 434 views

  24. What happens when Kurt Russell, a trained circus bear and 13 waffles

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 508 views

  25. Shibbity doo wop, I'm married to Kulap!

    By ChrisKoch,
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    • 746 views
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