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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sun's out buns out? Call me when it's moon's out poons out.

    By TongueInAssCheek,
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  2. I’m Snot Hockerman and forgive me if I sound a little congested.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. I’m Dot Blockerman and I’m developing an acne prevention mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. I’m Rot Faulknerman and my favorite book is As I Lay Dying.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. If I had a dollar for every taller brawler who hollered at my dog Mauler for not wearing a collar, I could quit this life of squalor and become a scholar, or a composer like Mahler.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. A penny saved is a penny earned, so take a penny, leave a penny. Meeting adjourned.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Put down your pizza pocket and grab a pocket pussy, it's time for cum-edy bang bang, Americas premier porn podcast

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  8. Riddle me this, riddle me that, why did my peen go splat splat splat?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  9. I've heard of snack packs, but hampax? Sign me up for that charcuterie board

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  10. If Euripides’ Shorts, I'll rip-a dat ass

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  11. Don’t fart in my face and tell me there’s a gas leak.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. You say “hot dog,” I say “Dachshund in the tropics.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. If no one else has posted in 7 hours can I break the unwritten rule of no more than posts three in a row?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Don’t piss on my electric fence and tell me it’s a lightning storm.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Does anyone know how to move the fucking cursor in the new iOS?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Feed a man a truckload of beans and he’ll fart himself dead in an airtight room.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  17. Let’s park the car and blast Benny Hill Yakety Sax

    By TylerGarver,
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  18. Sunshine on my goshdarn shoulders.

    By TylerGarver,
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  19. Socks, Crocs or 'nocs, nobody birds for free.

    By Chaz Deferens,
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  20. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  22. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  23. Moses supposes his trichinosis diagnosis is another good reason to keep kosher.

    By Tranny Zuko,
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  24. If you sniff a butt, you may be a mutt. But if you lick a butt, you may be a slut.

    By Theslizardwizard,
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  25. "Shove gorgonzola in my Gorgon hole-a," demanded the lactose-curious Medusa.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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