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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In the world of the blind the man with one eye is king and in the man with two eye spy my eye on somethings gotta give.

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 450 views

  2. There's no band better than "Better Than Ezra," Ezra, Ezra.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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    • 667 views

  3. He told me not to bug him, but I still listen to his phone conversations anyways

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 476 views

  4. This is the song that never ends and we just got canceled, thanks a lot New York Times.

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 533 views

  5. First comes love them comes marriage them comes a piece of rice stuck in your ear.

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 447 views

  6. Badboyz2meninblackhawkdowntonabbeyoncéailawaywithme, dear listeners!

    By TadpoleHat,
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    • 463 views

  7. Que Pasa chimichanga?

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 546 views

  8. A do do do a da da da is all I want to welcome you to Comedy Bang Bang

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 521 views

  9. If MC Hammer was too legit to quit, how did he kick his nicotine habit?

    By JasonEdwards,
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    • 454 views

  10. In the immortal words of Friedrich Nietzsche, "God is a toad"

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 666 views

  11. If another one bites the dust, I'm going to need another Claritin. My allergies can't take it!

    By DorkyButCool,
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    • 642 views

  12. There's a fish crime in progress! Somebody call the carps!

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 551 views

  13. I don't care what my friends say. I'm gona aquajog across the English Channel gosh darn it!

    By PorcaDios,
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    • 484 views

  14. All my balloon animals look like snakes, Snakes Pliskins that is.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 524 views

  15. You call that a mural dedicated to the survivors of the great mudslide of 1914? Because I call it A PIECE OF SHIT!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 460 views

  16. Batman vs Superman vs Heynongman vs Zach Morris vs Chuck Norris looks good.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 624 views

  17. Baby, I'm as cool as the other side the ice cube

    By McBeth,
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    • 440 views

  18. If you liked The Vagina Monologues, you're going to love The Asshole Follies!

    By McBeth,
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    • 412 views

  19. You knew I clean my pee hole with a Brillo pad when you married me.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 508 views

  20. Frankly my dear, I don't give a ding dong.

    By McBeth,
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    • 536 views

  21. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, and you know what, I'm not even going to bother trying to explain this shit to you, you dope.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 435 views

  22. There's no I in team, but there is meat in team, and also mate in team, so team, let's get out there and fuck some steaks!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 524 views

  23. The day I've dreaded since college is approaching, the day my urologist finds out about my Full House tattoo.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 496 views

  24. My fear of death was once merely hobbling . . . now I'm a paraplegic

    By PorcaDios,
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    • 516 views

  25. Everything is absurd when one thinks of death.

    By PorcaDios,
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    • 483 views
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