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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Thanks to Blue Apron, I cooked 1 of 1 seasoned exotic bird meat! And I didn't hafta pluck a pelican!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. I tried not to feel sad about "That's What She Said" jokes going out of style, but in the end, I took it really hard

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Dodger!? I didn't even know she was a rubber ball

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  4. Do you like hot dogs? Well how do you like them hot dogs!?

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  5. With musical guest, That Old Fart of Gladiator!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Sit down to pee? Sure, maybe when the pee starts coming out of my butthole!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Daredevil would love to weigh in on his Netflix show, but he hasn't seen it

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. When are The Doors not The Doors? When they're The Jars

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 143 views

  9. This food processor is louder than any Ninja I've ever met

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 137 views

  10. Move over, Joe Jonas. We've entered the time of Nick, and without a second to spare

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 133 views

  11. That ain't your calendar, it's Mayan

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. The main lesson from Cinderella and The Wizard of Oz is that women love to wear beautiful yet wildly uncomfortable shoes.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Frankly, ZZ Top, I think a song about a woman who DOESN'T have legs would be way more interesting.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Fievel and Cryptkeeper be cut from the same cloth, yo! Just beggggging for you to experience their juicy tale.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. That maple tree be sappy as HELL... reading me cheesy-ass poems and shit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I'm not so sure about your new creative direction, Aesop Jazz Fusion

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. Yes, Tim Allen played a huge role in my childhood. And yes, I've been fingered. Are those facts related? Yes.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 189 views

  18. As a man, I'll never know the miracle of childbirth. Hopefully I can at least be the one who leaves it on the fire house steps.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. You say you like it better, but I'm actually much better at liking it than you are. Cuz I like it more

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. I sing the body electric. I dance the body steam-powered. But those coal-burning bodies are the ones you really wanna fuck

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. If you don't pump the milk, your cups runneth over

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  22. Smooth Criminal was written by a criminal who REALLY liked smooth surfaces

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 138 views

  23. Champagne for my window friends

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  24. I'm writing a sequel to Smooth Criminal that's all about Annie's road to physical and emotional recovery

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. My therapist thought I'd get him fired someday with a Freudian slip, but I never have! Guess I sure showed HIM my butthole at knifepoint.

    By StopEatingBees,
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