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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I never walked in on my parents having sex, those sneaky bastards foiled my every attempt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Smack a bag of Franzia and that’ll quit your grumbles, ‘cause that's the way Hansel and Gretel’s cookie crumbles.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  4. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. You can love Paul Rudd or love Paul Rust; just please don’t make love on this bus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Everyone's trying to save the Post Office but post-Office Steve Carrell made Welcome To Marwen and that wasn't very good at all!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Did you know it's called a murder of crows? Yup, when I killed all those birds they tell me I committed a murder of crows.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. They call me the gingerbread man because my family only remembers I exist at Christmas.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Call me Nelly Furtado because I am like a bird. What I'm saying is I took a big shit on your car.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Someone tore me a new asshole and I am loving it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Some never wear shorts, some never wear jeans, some never use hammers that don't have ball peens.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  12. The mere meercat mirrored the misogynistic mongoose, thus continuing the cycle of inequality.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  13. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words like bitchboy, manwhore and cumslut get me just as hard.

    By PeepilOfPorkSteeple,
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  14. It's all fawn, doe I get buck my deer stag.

    By JenryPerts,
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  15. Gary, gear up to wear your rip-stop earmuffs. Puff a pipe and peel a muffin whilst we procure—huffin’—this poor puffin, roughed up by a tussle on the shores of Lake Curmudgeon, and bludgeoned by a sturgeon.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. From the womb to the tomb, honeycomb is the bomb. But please don’t give honey to infants under one year.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. If I’m not a horse whisperer, explain to me how this giraffe got on your roof.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Highway. Cougar. Danger Zone.

    By chicky-chicky-parm-parm,
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  19. Tacos, Burritos, Chips and Cheese...Alligator Soup and Bumble Bees Nuts

    By chicky-chicky-parm-parm,
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  20. No wonder rabbits are so horny: they’re always naked.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Get a better head of hair at Gregg Laird's Hair Share Extraordinaire

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  22. Ninety-nine percent of life is just stuff goin’ into holes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. That chardonnay had great mouthfeel, but how does shorty's neck feel?

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  24. I'll catch you off-guard and make you feel all vulnerable wit disarm.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  25. I’m trying to work but I’ve got all these cocks in my mouth. I sure wish someone would come here and knock them out for me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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