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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Am I having sex with a drill? Of course not! I'm doing a bit.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 4 replies
    • 255 views

  2. "Ewww I can smell your Skynard from here." But that was Lynrd.The adult Moyle.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 159 views

  3. " You just have to laugh" Seabiscuit. 2003-????

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 169 views

  4. I always burp before I walk past strangers, so my one "excuse me" can cover both transgressions

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 2 replies
    • 197 views

  5. Gimme another hit of acid, I'm only tripping ball

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 163 views

  6. Finger me real good! Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
    • 0 replies
    • 236 views

  7. I accidentally took a bunch of blurry nude pics. Now I'm told I am being arrested for indescent exposure.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 154 views

  8. On a scale of one to ten nothing makes sense. The fucking thing only measures up to ten!

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  9. Hold my beer, while I politely ask your girlfriend how she is feeling.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  10. Breaking hearts and rippin' farts.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  11. I don't know when I bought that milk in my fridge, but the kid on the carton is definitely old enough to be missing by now

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 169 views

  12. Footloose/army of darkness crossover. All the zombies dance.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 154 views

  13. New horror movie triolgy pitch. Reaper, Reaper Duce. Threeaper.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 154 views

  14. Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself. TEACH a man enough rope and he'll also jerk off about it.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 166 views

  15. Life is Short! Steal a Whalrus!

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 152 views

  16. Hey! I know You! From that hole in the ground.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  17. Before he got into the game, he was just a boy dreaming of burgled ham.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 196 views

  18. My wife just learned she swallows 8 spiders in bed every year. Congratulations, spiders, I wouldn't know the feeling

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 134 views

  19. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs do anything I woudn't do you saucy minx!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 154 views

  20. I used to think orgies would be confusing, but I've become familiar with all the ins and outs

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 141 views

  21. Shiv the prison wife you love. Love the prison wife you shiv

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 149 views

  22. Apparently my password can't be "Life Goes On" because it doesn't have any special characters. Uh, hello, yes it did?

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 170 views

  23. Knife is what happens when you're busy making frying pans

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 142 views

  24. If I had a nickel for every time I pooped out a nickel, I could finally stop double-eating all these poop nickels

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 134 views

  25. In the end, it's not the pigs in your poke that count. It's the poke in your pigs

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
    • 0 replies
    • 137 views
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