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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. today's show has been cancelled

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. Thanks to the Shampoodler for that wonderful catchphrase! The Shampoodler is back!

    By SydMulholland,
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  3. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of toilet paper at my house, can I use your bathroom?

    By RandyMiller,
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  4. Look Doc, I'm riding on a bit of a high right now. Can we speed through these test results before you REALLY harsh my mellow?

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  5. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, get it the fuck away from my bakery

    By BradDer,
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  6. Everyone who wagers less than the maximum on a Daily Double will now be required to state, "Let's make this a cruel mockery of a Daily Double, Alex"

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  7. It was a chippy WNBA game through all four quarters and five periods.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  8. Continued disparagement of the McLiverneck name on this so-called “comedy show” will result in the discontinuation of all corn-related catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. You say public fountain, I say walk-in bidet.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Hello it's me, Scott Aukerman, just cutting in before the show begins to apologize for the truly abhorrent racism on display during one of our segment

    By Gym Sockerman,
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  11. You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  12. Though he breathed easy at low tide, as soon as high tide washed in, so did the bloated corpse of the prostitute. Oh brother! Spring Break on Myrtle B

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Eagerly taking the parsnip into her sacred place, she moaned with ecstasy in produce section. "50 Shades of Groceries indeed," she panted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. My prescription foot fungus medications ruined my cats tail and 16 other truths not disclosed by doctors

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Resisting Ronalds relish we went wilfully to the throneroom of odorous officeworkers and all ablebodied companions curtailed correctly for freedoms' f

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. My mother told me people will lie to get attention and seem interesting. But I was still thinking about her alien abduction story.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. I've heard of catching fish, but catching phrases? Well, now I've heard everything!

    By Lhyzz,
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  18. I love my life, but I'd never say anything. I don't want to ruin what we have.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. For the life of me, I cannot remember the words to the pre-chorus of "The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe

    By JordanElijahKeyes,
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  20. Look, I don't mean to be a dick, but...you are what you eat.

    By teknopathos,
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  21. stop calling me names behind my back. start calling me fast food pizza delivery to right infront of my shack.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Welcome to Bang Welcome Bang To the B-B-B-Bingaroo Welcome Welcome to the Comedy Bang Bang Bag Ba Ba Barbara Ann

    By MoreLikeTrampsDotComeAmirite,
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  23. She's a 97 Jerb. Five-speed turbo injection. But my dream is I'd like to get a blue one. A real nice classic blue Jerb

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. Raspberry BERATE: unkind to find sin with a fecund, tanned whore

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Doctor Eyeless will be unable to see you now. Come back when he changes his name and face.

    By Kenny J,
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