New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Knobgoblin, knobgoblin, corn on the cob - Monday through Friday I'm drunk on the job

   By sandman, March 2, 2017
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2. reddit said it best - girls are silly pests

   By KrangkaDelic, May 23, 2017
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3. Booze Cruise Dolores once met a slow loris in a Laotian forest...

   By DownInTheLicoriceMines, June 30, 2017
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4. The new Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer movie 'Snatched' is a sequel to the Brad Pit classic, 'Snatch' right?

   By MondoMudbutt, August 27, 2017
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5. Seven ways to spice up your grandparents' marriage

   By Dale Cooper Black, September 7, 2017
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6. By MondoMudbutt, September 20, 2017
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7. Today's Comedy Bang! Bang! has been cancelled so that we can bring you the first episode of U Going to Talk Oingo Boingo to Us?

   By revengeofthesonofghostdad, February 28, 2018
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8. to err is human; to not do anything about all the pain and suffering in the world, divine.

   By A Picture of a Tractor, May 22, 2018
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9. Turn Your Can'ts Into Cans and Turn Your Timothy Olyphants Into Timothy Olyphans

   By Nick Jester, October 1, 2018
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10. If you Catcher In The Rye, she can say she walked into a door

    By Optimum Corridor, January 23, 2019
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11. Bruce Willis was dead the WHOLE time, and I don’t care who I spoiled it for.

    By BarryLeeSober, January 26, 2020
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12. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Racism.

    By StopEatingBees, July 25, 2021
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13. Please excuse the sordid aforementioned.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog, November 11, 2015
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14. I don't care if it's a so-called young adult novel, I love reading the Bible.

    By jaymanthegreat, January 25, 2015
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15. I've been to Khartoum in June, within a Moomins' tomb and yet did not perspire; I've seen Brigadoon in Molemans' room and when he started to croon I s

    By KrangkaDelic, March 24, 2015
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16. "Insert Title Here", "Insert 'Dem Titties Here", Your Honor I'm Not A Sex Offender, I'm Dyslexic

    By EricBarry, April 24, 2015
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17. Never trust a bald man who is murdering you.

    By Shampoodler, September 3, 2015
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18. There are over thirty-seven hundred varieties of tree frog living in the rainforest canopy, but only one I've ever called "friend"

    By Tinnitus_Young, August 18, 2015
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19. How culpable are you of prospering off the violence in the world?

    By KrangkaDelic, July 2, 2015
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20. Dear Mr Aukerman, please pick my catchphrase this week. It would mean the world to me.

    By JasonEdwards, August 5, 2015
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21. An apple a day inserted into your rectum does not keep the doctor away, quite the contrary.

    By Shampoodler, August 28, 2015
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22. Please, Sir, may I have another? What the heck, it's a carb cheat day, make it 2!

    By TheREALMikeFrisch, September 28, 2015
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23. Quit deridin' my coat-tails: they're all my abusive Victorian father left me

    By KrangkaDelic, October 20, 2015
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24. Nong-union, buster!

    By KrangkaDelic, November 23, 2015
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25. Feel free to jerk off into the bag of lembas wafers and snooze half-naked on the couch. Dinner's whenever you wake up, ok?

    By KrangkaDelic, December 14, 2015
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