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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Men of Auker, I SUMMON THEE!!!

    By societyofaukermen,
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  2. Vote "maybe" on issue Tosh.0

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. DING! You are now free to shut the fuck about group boarding.

    By Local Cabal,
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  4. Who's nutz? Deez nutz. Corn nutz? Yes, please!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Let kibble parsimony into your life, and watch as crude protein becomes your God.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,
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  6. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. If it smells like fish, it's probably your uncle Percy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. I am deeply offended when you refer to me as "butterface." Please use the vegan-friendly term "margarine face" instead

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. No, no, no... That's PIMP Francis

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Technology, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Ya Sheened it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. poop

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. With a name like Steve Guttenberg, you'd think he'd have at least one goddamned bible

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 350 views

  13. Does this doo rag make my ass look big?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 378 views

  14. TV evangelists, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. When shark week meets hump day -- look out!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. I guess we can stop calling them "Freedom fries" now

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. And THAT'S why you should never purchase tiger blood on the black market

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Lo there do I see my father. Put some damn pants on, Dad, Antonio Banderas is coming over

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times--which I concede wasn't ideal for an elevator pitch, but those ropes won't hold forever.

    By AaronPoehler,
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  20. Hi Im Scott Aukerman a senior comedian so I dont have to be funny I just have to guide these young comedians to the path of being funny, Im scott auke

    By sliney,
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  21. Butt-squeezin' season exists for a reason; the reason be this: squeezin' butts is the shit!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Underneath the apple tree, Liam Neeson bathes for thee.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. You wouldn't like She-Hulk when she's crampy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. The Imam who shot Liberty Vallance just bought my kids' softball team: Thanks Obama!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. N.Y. see, then N.Y. doo-doo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 428 views
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