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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Taping feathers to your legs doesn't make you a swan of any color and I seriously doubt Mila Kunis wants to see the photos

    By AaronPoehler,
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    • 377 views

  2. The chicken was a baby the whole time, so few complained after an angry mob dragged Seth Green through the streets and stoned him to death

    By AaronPoehler,
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    • 339 views

  3. Today's catchphrase brought to you by Scrotal Rejuvenator 3000. A wrinkle-free sack or your money back! Scrotal Rejuvenator 3000.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 398 views

  4. All joking aside that is not a burrito shape

    By fredsolo,
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  5. I give you the secret to life ad infinitum. Up, Down, Up, Down ,Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, SELECT, START.

    By MARKNADO,
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    • 535 views

  6. When is a little boy with a sore throat not a little boy? When he's a metaphor. Welcome to Comedy Bag Balm.

    By doucheydog,
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    • 477 views

  7. Trimming Pubes and Rimming Dudes, No Time Ludes in this Economy

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 555 views

  8. Your number 1 choice for today's music hits and yesterday's golden oldies and tomorrow's silver sizzlers, this is Comedy Bang-Bang

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 569 views

  9. No Woman No Cry? More like No Woman Yes Cry, Cry all night long, ammirite fellas???? Fellas?? Hello?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 509 views

  10. Bagels are the one true bread; spread the word, and the cream cheese!

    By CanadianBangBang,
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    • 435 views

  11. "There's your cuplrit!" shouted the inspector, pointing a finger in our dog's face. But it didn't matter, nothing would bring back our mini cupcakes.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Welcome to Conspiracy Bang Bang, I'm your host Illuminati Scotty.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 455 views

  13. I was blessed with snake arms, but cursed with worm legs.

    By piemanpie24,
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    • 536 views

  14. It's tough being a dimbulb, amibrite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 411 views

  15. I don't have much time. Anything I say after this doesn't. Just please send help.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 428 views

  16. Lady GaGa!?! More like: "Hey, Lady! You makin' ME GaGa!"

    By chris the piss,
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    • 480 views

  17. Jordan Maywood's Cathphrase Submissions of November 22nd / 2015

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 419 views

  18. Rabbis' rib-eye revolt cues Kosher cow-tow to the golden idols' idle altar?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 385 views

  19. Simple Simons' dimpled hymen's covered up with hair.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 387 views

  20. The Teletubbies' smelly chubbys' belly jelly fell in Nellys' clubby.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 400 views

  21. "Put it in my mail-box," said the woman in The Postman Always Rings Twice, with her mind.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 407 views

  22. Bible-study Buddies shouldee never fuckee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 471 views

  23. woah ninja, woah ninja, woah ninja; woah!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 457 views

  24. The Stockings were hung by the chimney with care and to this date the murders remain unsolved.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 449 views

  25. Star Wars reference

    By fredsolo,
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    • 477 views
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