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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a survivor, big brother, bachelor, voice and Kardashian, but enough about my onescreen work lets talk about my personal life.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. I'm a survivor, big brother, bachelor, voice and Kardashian, but enough about my onscreen work, let's talk about my personal life.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 453 views

  3. Are you Robert Downey to Jadeveon Clowney?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  4. CBB: We take the guesswork out of guessing.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  5. Police Academy 2000 starring Anthony Jeselnik, Reggie Watts and Ken Jeong. Let's make it happen!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. There are 3 types of people - those who can count, and those who cannot. Also firefighters.

    By Legolaw,
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  7. Zing! Zing! Zing! went my heartstrings, as a sudden occurrence of coronary thrombosis took hold

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Crime-ate change, huh? Well you're both wrong and right, Chinaman.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Feel free to jerk off into the bag of lembas wafers and snooze half-naked on the couch. Dinner's whenever you wake up, ok?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Whiff. Whiff. Whiff. Whiff. Whiff. Sniff.

    By Dhalgren,
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  11. "Rabid raccoon? Kick that rodent to the moon" Would be funny if I were a 90 year old grandma smoking PCP

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Take a blank piece of paper, draw a circle inside of a square, and then go fuck yourself

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  13. Nary a gutteral sound twas produced from the face of mein lover

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Grandma Josephine always said nothing spices up a marriage like a 6-day PCP binge.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Santas' secret is that he supplied arms to radical white supremacist groups in the 90's, and frequently received payment in sex.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. You can't spell "catchphrase" without THC, broooooooo

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. "Penny for your thoughts" said no one, ever, on the planet of Pennieswereneverinventedhere

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. After all the Grateful Dead shows, all Josephine really wanted was a nice roast beef sandwich and the last 30 years of her life back

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Bring us some figgy pudding yes bring us some figgy pudding, bring us some figgy pudding said no one ever

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Freaks and freaks and freaks and freaks the filthy ugly little sneaks with pee pees that resemble beaks

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Throw your crosshatches over your nuthatches, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did bathe in the creamed corn, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, y'all!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Well, look what the corn dragged in!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Fly me to the moon—and if there's corn, leave me there.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Repeat this sentence seven times: 'I pee, I poop, I fuck and I rhyme.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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