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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There are 900 ways to prepare a proper cornloaf, and this ain't one of 'em.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Snapchat me your Snatch Trap, Queen Elizabeth!

    By TimO'Halloran,
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  3. Throw your tarps over your carps, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Throw your sails over your whales, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Two out of three lady portals ain't bad

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Smellcome to the House of Bum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. you haveType 2 Guyabetes. there is no cure.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Both Pol Pot and I have Asian wives. Coincidence? It better be, I don't want to be associated with that jerk.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  9. Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. Sniff my butt and I'll sniff yours.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  10. Dancing Rabbit Razzle Cabbage. Curiously the last words of both James Brown and Theodor Geisel.

    By souprman,
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  11. One pack of Star Wars condoms, please, Chewbacca sized

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Spendthrift rubberbaron fumigates an eagles' talon, rumiates on meek gulls' balance then culminates with peak marc maron.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Somebody call the police, our entire Christmas dinner was stollen

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Yonder cock'n'balls there surely be contrived and offers stiff resistance by way of street talk jive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.

    By JohnnyBastos,
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  16. So long Crouton, my salad days are over

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  17. the band Korn... well now that's funny

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Abort this fetus Obama. Abort this fetus and prove you really are a doctor as you so often claim

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. Feliz Navidad, smelly maxi-pad

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Bite muh clit, ya big dumb shit!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. oh C.O.R.N, NOW I get it!!! sheet, that's good.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. If Auld lang Syne, and Syne never called back, should Auld just give up and enjoy a nice cob of corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. And now I say those magic words: Abra Kadabra Alakazam....... is this your child?

    By sirrup,
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  24. Wish it into the cornfield, Anthony!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Know who really hated the Prequel Trilogy? The Little People's Acting Guild. Where were the Jawas? The Ewoks? The little pig men from Cloud City?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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