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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sir I'll ask one more time, and I'll remind you you're under oath: Do you or do you NOT like big butts?

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. "I'm not throwing away my shot", said Alexander Hamilton, pediatrician

    By piemanpie24,
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  3. Boob trees sprout from nipple seeds

    By piemanpie24,
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  4. Alaska again, Iowa-nt an answer this time, did you stick it In-Diana? Answer honestly Oregon-na kill ya.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. In a hot spot? Plot your tots on their cots with a knot and get a lot of pot from Scott, better not stop till your eyes are bloodshot.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. A tongue-twister is a figure-eight of speech

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Dr. Who? House M.D. No, I'm talking about a TV show. I know, House M.D. No, Dr. Who! I just told you, House M.D. MARCUS WELBY IS ON THIRD

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. A double rainbow is almost as rare as people who give a shit about double rainbows

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. 99 out of every 100 doctors agree: Injecting chocolate straight in your thighs makes zero sense whatsoever.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 414 views

  10. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker and cocaine is fucking awesome

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. You DO want to know how sausage is made, it's at a sausage party, hosted by Bart Sausageman.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  12. Well my name's BB-8 and I'm here to say that I chafe my balls most every day.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. If looks could kill I would be the cure to cancer.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. Those with heart conditions should stick with Tom Petty's solo work.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. You've lost that loving feelin'. Oooh that Congenital Analgesia!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. I am a film lover but sometimes the reels cut my dick.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. Testicles are basically "Body Bags" and that's not even counting the smell!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. Mr. Belvedere was nowhere to be found after Mr. Mom missed her period.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Take me to your leader, so that I can ensure that she is partaking in the proper prophylactics

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. My favorite sex toy is a vibrating Nimbus 2000

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  21. My Ghostbusters screenplay revolves around Brendan Fraser trying to convince everyone he's not dead.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Since heavy metal has appropriated skull imagery, I say we at the smooth jazz federation snag the femur before those kooks at easy listening claim it

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. One and two makes three, and then there's you and me. Lock the door.

    By BLOOOR,
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  24. Time For Tubby Hi Hi

    By MatManz,
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  25. Girrrl, you must have been a test tube baby because your father's impotent.

    By Shampoodler,
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