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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's up Hot Nong?

    By YourSpiritCouldUseaVacation,
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    • 552 views

  2. “Fuck You” - Darth Vader from Star Wars (1973)

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 519 views

  3. All of our dads drove vulvas before we were born.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 439 views

  4. "Good work, guys." said Death

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 414 views

  5. 2016: hipsters to push 'it' over the edge

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 484 views

  6. Japanese squeeze'n'release penis sneeze disease steez? Fuhgivaness pweese

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 440 views

  7. The sausage was made above the chimney with care, with sweet smells of hog anus filling the air.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 411 views

  8. Me so horny? Mesothelioma!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 668 views

  9. How can you be stone cold sober? Stone Cold always drank beer in the ring.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 395 views

  10. Thanks to Teen Mom, MTV is not just for empty V's anymore.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 484 views

  11. I lost 40 pounds jerking off to pictures of Jenny Craig

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 540 views

  12. Archibald was voted name of the year in 2015. Congratulations Archibalds!

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 439 views

  13. Hashtags, your it!

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 413 views

  14. "The Sauce is the Boss, and I get paid by the hour."

    By KillBowDebt,
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    • 451 views

  15. Are my creative juices flowing, or is my brain just trying to distract me from my own despair?

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 483 views

  16. Stayin' Moist With Stamos will not be seen tonight so we can bring you literally anything else.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 360 views

  17. Freezing rain is the bane of my pain, because it breaks my back with a thunderous crack.

    By Mohcocoa,
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    • 489 views

  18. Let us hereby resolve in the upcorning year to womp it good, womp it womp it REAL good.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 498 views

  19. abandoned twitter feeds are the new black

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 358 views

  20. Ring around the wookie, a pocket full of corned beef, licorice, snatches, we all order nachos.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Dear sweet fat baby Uncle Jessie, please bless this cornbread and help us enjoy it like the malodorous, salivating heathens that we are. Amen-nong,

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Keep a clean ass and a healthy hole

    By Deg,
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  23. They ain't no sympin' in tha muddafuckin' pimpin—even the creamiest of corn knows that.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 432 views

  24. The children of the corn ain't got nothing on the offspring of the buffalo wing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 525 views

  25. You can give a shit, and you can give a hoot, but you really shouldn't give a shit-hoot

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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    • 545 views
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