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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When they said they were going to give me wads, I thought they meant cash!

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  2. Condoms sometimes break, especially when you're pulling them over the baby's head

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  3. If they made waffles for the toilet, my diarrhea problem just may be solved

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  4. Choose a job that you love, and your manager will never have to work a day in their life.

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  5. People who exclusively use similes to describe things are like... annoying

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  6. When god closes a door, it's because he's about to open a giant can of whoop-ass

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  7. Kids these days are all out doing stuff meanwhile I'm still here doing other things

    By Kam Kardootsian,
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  8. Not all Boys are Beastie, but Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge

    By AmmonMiller,
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  9. Finally saw The Force Awhackens and I gotta say, way more hunky cops jerking off than I was expecting.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 410 views

  10. yikes

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Je suis Jarlie

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. While picking the kernels out of my turdles, the angel of the lord came upon me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Comes a time in every man's life when he times his cums.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. (room) - (light) = dimsum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Dad worked two jobs, both at Lunchmeat Warehouse.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Racist masseuses rub me the wrong way. Wong way? Whatever, you know I'm saiyan.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. I find your lack of nipples disturbing.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Posh! Such nonsense is beneath me, seeping into my shoes.

    By doucheydog,
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  19. Young DeNiro was hot as fuck do you think you're talking to?

    By Nard38,
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  20. Should old acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? I say no!

    By SmileyPappy,
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  21. If corn is the answer, what's the question? Of course, it's "What's yellow and lives on a cob?", you dummies.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Oh fair green fields of Nebraska, lend me your ears. They're so yummy, mummy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Cosby put corn in my soup, and now it hurts in my naughty place.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. regurgitate your excretia like momma shown you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by stooges, four if they pee.

    By Shampoodler,
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