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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey there, hi there, hoe there - get in the car!

    By Roobstickles,
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  2. Do you relish corn relish like I relish corn relish? If so, pull up a stump, neighbor!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. When cornered, her cornea scornfully twitches, as if to say "Put down the acorns, and back away slowly."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I was three sheets to the wind, but only two shits away from Uncle Cornelius's world record.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 439 views

  5. What is this fevered dream from which I wake, a dream in which there is no cake!

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. I stood my ground, took one long, last look at my oppressor, and through broken, bloody teeth I spat out the theme song to Mama's Family

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. So what if our son has a smokin' hot spanish teacher? I'll never take my little froggy eyes off'a you baybeee!

    By henrysoup,
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  8. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm your host Lauren Lapkus. Today's show is a thanksgiving spectacular!

    By henrysoup,
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    • 414 views

  9. Drinking from a leaky pipe yields no porridge, ya damned bandicoot!

    By liver_shot,
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  10. Gimme a break, sugarcake. Keep 'em seen Green Bean McLean.

    By henrysoup,
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    • 590 views

  11. Forklift! More like a spoondrop!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  12. Well excuuuuse me, I didn't know it was pickle season.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  13. Now that the machines have taken over, they are forcing me to read this message: 10011010111010101110101010100001001

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 435 views

  14. Why did the unicorn cross the road? To save your eternal soul, you scumbag.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Down on the corner, out in the street, killed by a garbage truck trying to send a tweet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 460 views

  16. A little cornmeal is a dangerous thing if you mix it with kerosene and eat it like oatmeal.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 452 views

  17. Batmannitol; Side Effects may include WHACK!, ZLONK!, and occassionally BAM!

    By liver_shot,
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  18. Find your favorite chunk of Afro-Cadaver with BlackPeopleMeat.com

    By liver_shot,
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    • 590 views

  19. Bubble gut, bubble butt, the whole world's turned into bubble nuts

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. pussy killin gets you a straight up purrrrrder one charge round these parts

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Float like a bee and sting like a bee also.

    By gelatopls,
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  22. Hello from the other side its me Casper The Friendly Ghost!

    By guicemann,
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  23. Hello from the other side welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take your order?

    By guicemann,
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    • 681 views

  24. You need more sleep you need the pepperoni meat!!!

    By guicemann,
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  25. Is this an ice-cream scoop which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

    By henrysoup,
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    • 431 views
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