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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Not all who wander are lost. For example, I myself am looking for dead bodies

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. First they came for the gays, and I did not speak up, because my mouth was full of dong

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. But if you lie down to snog, you will get STDs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Thank you for footing the bill but stop putting your feet on the bill.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Don't cut off your nose to spite your face - go for the brain and down that motherfucker.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Don't make the mistake of assuming you'll be treated with basic human dignity, and we'll all have a much better time.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I resolved to eliminate self-doubt forever but then I thought “wait, should I be doing this?”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. How's it been rolling in, bowling pin?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. Amelia Bedelia killed Humpty Dumpty because she had to make egg drop soup

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Bruh, I keep my place spotless as hell, cause you know bitches love a sanitary pad.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Couldn't find the dog that bit me, but I've got the hair of several dogs that I bit

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. The insurgents are nudist albinos… so, don’t fire until you see the whites of their thighs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Being a vending machine snack is like waiting to get pushed off a cliff by your evil twin

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. No statute of limitations on murdering that puss

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, which wasn't yellow when I got there. High five.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. I know Mom's not around anymore, so I'm just gonna have to suck it twice as hard, for both of us

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Judie’s in the bedroom eating purple crayons. She says she’s making candles that I don’t want to smell.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  18. Ever try to start your car with your house key? Embarrassing. But what if it worked?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Help, a guy fooled me twice within a matter of seconds and I'm not sure who to shame on

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Don’t ask me a question as you tickle my scrotum. If I am dick-stracted, my answers are so dumb.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  21. It's been

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. There's no Kraft mac & cheese at the craft service table, yet somehow I'M the asshole?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. "Get down to this! Cherry tips!"

    By Facelist,
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  24. Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. You say driver, I say 1-wood. You say pitching wedge, I say high-loft short iron. Driver, 1-wood. Pitching wedge, high-loft short iron. Let's call the whole thing golf

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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