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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. smells like stream of nongsciousness from here, streaming from man who's full of fear.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. After peering over your wall and tutting for so long, now gaze ye on the multiple human turds on my lawn

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. well if them's the pears God gave you I'd ration the buggers, you know save a few.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. a hole in the ground in Birmingham, England?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. The blacker the berry the T'er the mobile.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. There's no business like show business, but the restaurant industry is quite similar.

    By KyylleBeaudette,   
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  7. Harder, better, faster, stronger, low-fat, and gluten-free!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. If you can't handle me at my Ralphiest, then you don't deserve me at my Malphiest.

    By liver_shot,
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  9. Patrice dropped The Mike and walked away; The Mike was sore shortly thereafter.

    By liver_shot,
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  10. There's no rage like Hulk for the holidays.

    By liver_shot,
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  11. I told my nymphomaniac chef to keep it light on the condom mints.

    By liver_shot,
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  12. From the Lowspeak Stadium in Chattanooga, Tennessee; LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

    By liver_shot,
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  13. Jumping Jack Flash got a Jumping Jack Rash after tapping that ass.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Listeners are not welcome. All greetings are a lie.

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  15. Rabbi R.O.B.: the self-loading jew

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Twerking on the weekend is hardly worth the time-and-a-half.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. We were able to shoot our film on a super low budget. All our music was in the pubic domain

    By greazey_bob,   
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  18. Remember what the door mouse said... Don't listen to Bob Seger live albums

    By angryrose,
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  19. Welcome to today's improv4Trumans, today we will be doing short scenes based on atomic bombs, hidden tv cameras, and murders in Kansas.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. "Where there's a will, there's a weigh" said the attorney, checking to see if the last wishes of my father were indeed under the 5-pound limit

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. I was in the car the other day and I hit a deer. Fucker knew I was sick and was aiming for potholes!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. 'Ramekin' sounds like a sex move in the deep south.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. I want to be buried right in the middle of the cemetery AKA Dead Centre.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. If I worked at the Playboy mansion I would home from work.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. I like my time how I like my cuts of beef. Prime.

    By JordanMaywood,
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