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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ent tu, Brutree?

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Tired of chores, wanna go dancin? Then submit to the will of Charlie "hey nong" Manson

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Glue is the blood of puppets so technically this sacrifice should be sufficient Oh Dark One.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. My X-Files take up a whole courtroom floor. Ain't no cheating, lying ex-wife of mine going to get custody of my kids.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. "You shall not pass...my high score" exclaimed Tommy Gandalf, the ultimate Pinball Wizard.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. You gotta think outside the Bog, said the progressive cranberry farmer

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. "Beatin' ain't cheatin" says Chris Brown (and married masturbators).

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Renoir, Monet, Pissarro, Degas: They all loved tits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Sorry, can't come to work today. I got down with the sickness

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  10. These 18 rats don't belong to me, madam, but we are good friends.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Hold that thought my dear, I must excuse myself for a moment to use the gentleman's room, to spray mud.

    By KyylleBeaudette,   
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  12. Has anyone ever said the phrase "Fetch me my rainy day farting pants"? Well now I, Scott Aukerman, have!

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but so does my doctor's court ordered restraining order from me

    By mikethehuman,
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  14. They say all dogs go to heaven, that's right even ole Cujo's up there.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  15. Where Keyshaw Brown meets Chinatown

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  16. Hi I'm Scott-o-bot Sause-on-pants

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  17. As time went on I became obsessed with the "game", seeing images of Anthony Michael Hall whereever I went. Salvation lied in small boy named Jessup.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Butts butts butts butts - All I care about is butts.

    By The Ghost of Burgess Meredith,
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  19. I bet my bottom dollar AND lost my blues in Chicago. But the corn dogs were deeeee-lish!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. I find it odd that no one has mentioned the 800-lb. can of corn behind the ficus tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Now lemme get this straight...you put the corn in the coconut and chomp it all up?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Life is a rock but the radio rolled over my foot on the job site with three witnesses. Cha-ching!

    By The Ghost of Burgess Meredith,
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  23. The hills are alive with the sound of music and by "music" I mean "rabbit farts." So very many rabbit farts.

    By The Ghost of Burgess Meredith,
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  24. Bigamy, bigayou, one wife is great so why not two?

    By The Ghost of Burgess Meredith,
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  25. I will not put my hands up in the air. BECAUSE I CARE!

    By fredsolo,
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