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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fresh take on stale saying make light work. but no good if bulb broken

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 400 views

  2. You would never, ever put pepper on a mint so how the hell is peppermint so damn tasty?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 477 views

  3. Your presidential chores: Fillmore holes in the yard near the Bush, then Hoover all the Lincoln Logs, finally you'll be Washing (a) ton of laundry

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 470 views

  4. 6660: The Markup of the Beast. Thanks a lot inflation, you little devil you. Still a hell of a deal if you ask me.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Pork chops done right taste like mama’s thighs.

    By TaulPFompkins,
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  6. Donald Glover has all the musical talent of Skrillex and the acting talent of Dante Basco. Bangarang Rufio.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. Hey, it's not YOUR Sharona....it's MY Sharona.

    By ChadHartley,   
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  8. Say what you want about male porn stars, but those guys work hard.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. You can't fix stupid, and I'm broke.

    By timb,   
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  10. My, my - Mimi: my wow-wow spouts weewee

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 465 views

  11. It's like Whose Line Is It Anyway with less stile but more mochrie

    By IrSasquatch,
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  12. Maybe it's Maybelline. Is it? Yass Queen!

    By KyylleBeaudette,   
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  13. "Bang Bang into your Mouse".... I am a mousetrap!

    By AlvaroMendez,
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  14. I'm really tired of hosting this podcast. Has anyone got any cocaine?

    By no0BeRtrOn_!,
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  15. a friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with deed now owns your house

    By Mr. Fickle Pickle,
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  16. I still get a little scared every time I watch Michael Jackson's Thriller and masturbate on an airplane.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. "Call me Scott Aukerman because that is my name," said the reptilian wearing the Scott Aukerman flesh suit

    By whisps,
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  18. Well I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I'm wanted for a string of equine sculpture thefts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. "Polish the cob, slob on my knob, tickle my frog," said Bob on his blog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. It's that time of year again—time to whip up some popcorn, wipe the cat's ass, and stack grandma and grandpa outside by the firewood.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Idle hands are the devil's tools—so shuck that corn, and shuck it good. Mmmm, that's right. Shuck it REAL good, baby.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 496 views

  22. With guilt I tilt my wilted hilt, the blood of fuckboys justly spilt

    By Dom Cheeto,
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  23. Well Bedazzle my backside and call me a curse word, 'cause that's what it takes to get off anymore.

    By Dom Cheeto,
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    • 368 views

  24. Hey girl, are you a vacuum because you'd sure look nice in the back of my closet

    By Roobstickles,
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    • 488 views

  25. Bilbo Baggins bathes blissfully in bleach

    By Roobstickles,
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