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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Thank you

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. I used to play violin, now I just fiddle around

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  3. You invite me over just to serve humble pie and crow. How dare you. I'm trying to cut holiday weight!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. If your happy and you know it, gonorrhea your hands!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Cooing and the rustle of feathers. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Diggin' Ditches & Fuckin' Bitches: Welcome to the new Animal Rescue & Crematorium.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  7. I'm pierced septum to rectum

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  8. I get knocked down, but I get up again. ...because fuck you!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  9. Nobody tells me what the frick to do! I give the orders here and my order is frick you!

    By smitty,
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  10. When life give you lemons, how about you show some gratitude towards life before making lemonade, you selfish son of a bitch!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. My grandmother is 85 and she doesn't need glasses. She just drinks shit straight from the toilet.

    By cheatballs,
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  12. Fun fact, if you took the intestines of everyone on Earth and stretched them out, it would be pretty gross

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Hold my scarf Carl, things are about to get crunchy

    By DanC,
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  14. Hickory Dickory Dock, how big is Andrew Dice Clay's cock?

    By Spreadator,
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  15. Check out my OnlyStans, where for just $6.99 you can watch me watch Kubrick's films.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  16. Hey I'm a great comedian and own a golf magazine might as well call me Zach Golf-Fanatics

    By scottrickftompkins,
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  17. How are all your subtle little muff ports this evening? Comely, I'll wager .....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. If you can't take the cold get out of the refrigerator, dummy!

    By Smozi,
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  19. nought funny 'bout semen, so why the smirk: Tee Hee Cummings?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. my sweater's anxious, and in a bind: its mortal fear is to unwind

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. This year I'm making a Jane-O'-Lantern because I prefer using a serrated blade to carve ladies' faces, not dudes'. #NoHomo

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Everything I say from here on out will be a blatant lie, barring what I just said

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Teacher! Teacher! The man wants to confront me, HELP!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Naw, I take that back -- If anything, I get TOO MUCH respect

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Men of Auker, I SUMMON THEE!!!

    By societyofaukermen,
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