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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jalapenos with a J you moron

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. Freud fraud DADDY

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 376 views

  3. Monosyllabic bi-rhythmic jurisdiction of the honorable judge judge

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. This'n here's for all the poon hounds, toon towns and water balloon clowns. Preach sister preach

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. You know what Mike Jagger always says: "My name is MICK Jagger."

    By TuffyMcF,
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  6. You can't drink a 6-pack of Pepsi without opening a few cans of Pepsi.

    By TuffyMcF,
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  7. Don't hate the player—hate the James.

    By TuffyMcF,
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  8. Starring in pornographic films is a great method of paying your way through preschool

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Usurp my throne, I dare you Mr. Spielberg, usurp and let live I always say

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. With musical guest THE BAHAAAAA MAN, okay man?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. Klingon to the past and only experience pain and despair, look forward to the present or morph into Todd Glass

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. I stand before you all today a humble entrepreneur looking for the $200,000 I need to launch my denim condom business.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. If being a comic book nerd is cool, then call me the Fonz because my life story will be depicted by Henry Winkler

    By BradDer,
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  14. Rose are red, violets are blue, I’ll die alone, you probably will too

    By BradDer,
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  15. Why is it so hard to blow your nose in the Pocono's, nobody knows...

    By KevinGubish,
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  16. You can give me grief and give me guff, but don't tell me how to raise my children

    By KevinGubish,
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  17. If I had a nickel every time I ordered pizza online, I could exchange that nickel for the cost of the pizza, thus never really making any nickels

    By KevinGubish,
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  18. Well, well, well if it isn't the ghost of Christmas past... then who is it?

    By KevinGubish,
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  19. Leave it to those cornfed midwestern boys to eat lots of corn and forever after have their names modified by the adjective "cornfed".

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. You act like I said I think you look like you smell like a chimichanga

    By AlexanderMcKenna,
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  21. Step by step, day by day, now get out of my house America!

    By KevinGubish,
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  22. I have a tattoo for every failed sitcom pilot, what's your excuse?

    By KevinGubish,
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  23. Creepalong Bob slithers into your bedroom, dragging an iguana-shaped pinata full of corn silently behind him.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Whatever, squash.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Cornscore and twenty kernels ago, our forefathers brought forth into this small but comfortable apartment one serviceable futon and one used Blues Tra

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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