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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ever get the sneaking suspicion there's a second Earth, in a mirror orbit, where all the rivers run backward & Dustin Diamond is a national treasure

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me all the popcorn and soda at this 24 hour, 95% off concessions stand.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  3. Trump can have the POTUS twitter handle when he pries it from Obama's cold, dead hands.

    By Reneenongman,
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  4. Sex, Lies, and these little plastic rectangles that used to hold movies on them for you youngsters...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. When DJ BBQ told me he was getting "Grills" I was not sure if he meant for his teeth or his meats...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. Unicorns must be super smart cause you never see any Technical-College-Corns...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. I like my bottles how I like my pills how I like collars how I like my corn how I like my Marys. Poppin

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Was it phenomenal or was the fun nominal?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Most Luddites listen to the Fuck The Watt podcast more out of a lack of any solid competitor than for any other reason...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. If God was a horse would he wear horseshoes or would he would he clomp around on with his bare hooves?

    By Lazertaco,
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  11. OK, here's what we know so far. El Chapo has escaped again, and is suspected to be hiding in a corn field.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. And now I must discard my organic artisanal coffee because an acorn has fallen into it. Hot and splashy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Stifler's mom's son prefers Green Giant Boobs brand corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. It took me 20 years to learn that the "Socratic Method" wasn't just jerking off into a gym sock.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  15. As the cowboy crossed the ocean he saw bleachers glinting in the sun.

    By sodapopcat,
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  16. *Top Secret Message* Your mission is to find code name Choctaw and neutralize him with extreme prejudice. You have 24 hours. This message will go...

    By sodapopcat,
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  17. Hi, I'm Erik Estrada, and I'd like to speak to you about Yahweh, my ska band.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Until recently, I thought dick pics were little wooden cylinders that you would use to remove food from in between your penis.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  19. mark you my D trick, Dietrich. it'll make you gasp: it'll fill your flask

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. ...aaaaand here's your word salad. Would you like some random numbers with that?

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  21. All your dreams will fade and die, and then a worm will eat your eye.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Gaze into the serene eyes of Jon Lovitz and know the lord's peace.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Leave the cannoli take the gun. We can use the gun to rob the bakery and get ALL the pastries!

    By RigatoniJP,
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  24. If you give a man a fish, he's going to fuck that fish.

    By MattSwanson,
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  25. Billie Jean is not my lover, but she does make one hell of a spicy cornbread casserole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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