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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Amber waves of grain? I'll allow it. Technically, corn is a grass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Hipster Christians oh the time has come...to put down the corn and slowly back away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. If we raise our glasses to make a toast, why do I have this pointless toaster?

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  4. Please welcome the artist formerly known as Prince, first in line to succeed the Burger King!

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  5. A horse is a horse of course unless that horse is the famous former Attorney General under Ronald Reagan, Edwin Meese.

    By ChrisWoods,
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  6. Sometimes I think I should just go cultivate lichen.

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  7. "These coloreds don't run," said Hitler. And how wrong was he?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Welcome to The Breaking of The Network Hundos, I'm your host Gabe Kaplanman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Mr. Gorbochov, tear down that mall and put up a parking lot!

    By ZachRokosz,
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  10. I'd say "What's up hotdog," but this is not that kind of a show.

    By TheNewGuy,
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  11. A stone's throw away is an ironic distance for Mick Jagger.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  12. A Nigerian prince supplies me with hints so to overcome Lifes troubles. His name is UmBojo he only cums solo and his farts smell of undercooked mince

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Herpes: the bummer of 69s

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Time is the great equalizer. Another great equalizer? The Neve 8801 Dual Channel Strip, with classic yet unprecedented clarity for any frequency adjus

    By StuartLeach,
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  15. Once bitten, twice shy, that's the way I like to fuck

    By StuartLeach,
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  16. This is just to say that I have eaten the corn that was in the icebox, which you were probably saving for Groundhog Day. It was so delicious, and so b

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Kenny G is a master of the sax-o-corn, but Weird Al is a connoisseur of the weird-o-horn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. As Cornwall's army advanced on Memphis, he realized that it was the wrong Memphis--Egypt, not Tennessee. Damn you, Google Maps.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Are those chopsticks in your pants or are you just happy sashimi?

    By Froyo Baguettes,
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  20. Crickets are chirping down the chimney crickets these muffins are loud.

    By ZachRokosz,
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  21. John Lenin started the October Revolution of 1917 but don't we all want to change the world?

    By ZachRokosz,
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  22. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. I blame the horses.

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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  23. It's official; my comedy stripper name is Butt Seriously.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. If Peter Pan picked a peck of pickled peppers, we'd know where the peck those pickled peppers went -- second star on the right and straight on till mo

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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  25. Just to be clear, I'm about to say "bang bang" not "gang bang."

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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