Bawdy By Jake

Dennis may have been a blonde menace, but the Problem Child was a red head.

If Burning Man was '90s-themed and called Running Man, I would go every year.

You talking blue hue to me? To me, it's a beautiful gray.

Just to be clear, I'm about to say "bang bang" not "gang bang."

If Peter Pan picked a peck of pickled peppers, we'd know where the peck those pickled peppers went -- second star on the right and straight on till morning, bitches.

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. I blame the horses.