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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As the kinky marine biologist said "Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer"

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  2. No, no, not the Phillips head screwdriver, the Frankenstein's monster's head screwdriver!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. Bars, cars and different tar, that’s what’s in my bottom

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  4. Hold it brown. We’ll be white black

    By Boof,
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  5. Being a person of interest does not mean you're an interesting person, so maybe try committing some interesting arson.

    By Not_Your_Mothers_Dick_Jokes,
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  6. If there's one thing that puts me off having sex, destroy it immediately and unleash my doomsday fuck machine. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  7. I bought a Leesa mattress using promo code Bang Bang and saved a little over $100. Now I can buy more marijuana and smoke it while listening to comedy bang bang. Not a catchphrase just a testimonial.

    By Friend of P,
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  8. Welcome in, today's special is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  9. Let's hear it for George Clinton and The Urine Stench All-Stars!

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. They ruin everything with their "money-first" attitude and their big noses. God I hate filthy filthy Mermaids

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. This ends QUEER!!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Let's all sing Thunderstruck except it's called Scuttlebutt and it's about the real dangers of gossiping.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  13. Just caught the new Star Wars trailer and all I can think about is that mouth watering Yoda meat.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  14. Hello. Trust me I don't have a small weenier, but even if I did, it wouldn't matter. I'll have a whopper with no onions, please.

    By ClamJamGalaxy,
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  15. this boobs-hound marks his territory by scenting the mammary mountains with his own pee. it's ruff ruff ruff I tells ya.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I see you've saved the best for last: well saved, Sir.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. My guava may be pure but wait 'till you get a whiff of my papaya, ay-yi-yi-ah....

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Zing! Zing! Zing! went my heartstrings, as a sudden occurrence of coronary thrombosis took hold

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. I waited a long time to say this, tune in next week to see if I finally do

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. The worst Bob Durst crime rhymes are still better than the best OJ slaying orations.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Sweet creams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss Steve Agee?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. -Sterling Cooper Draper and Draped, look behind the curtains its me Matt LeBlanc

    By PlærmJapes,
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  23. Hot Spam? Thank you Ma'am!

    By BretonTillinghast,   
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  24. Hit the hole, flank right, and ice cream is on your left. Thanks for shopping with us.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  25. Welcome back to Comedy Death Ray, today's guests are Ice-T and Lil' Gary, and I'm still chubby.

    By Shampoodler,
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