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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I yearn for a world where spit-takes are less deadly.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to GTFO.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 174 views

  3. Hershey is the only company in the world that can kill dogs and still get a highway named after them

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. Lo, but don't behold.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I guess Margot Frank's diary must've been pretty meat & potatoes

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Please mama don’t make me choose between Dunkaroos and my Charleston Chews!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Someone else shit in my pants but I don't know how to prove it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. I instantly punch every swan in the face on the off chance that it's actually Zeus in a swan costume, and so should you

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. I can’t even look at a photo of George Clooney without farting anymore.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. People who eat grapes instead of drinking wine are probably just fruit pedophiles

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. I keep waiting for my pain to make me a great artist... and hopefully soon, too, because this sepsis hurts like a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Really I'm a beer guy, but my tapeworm insists on the Bordeaux.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. You're right mom, I have aids.

    By Clean Sanchez,
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  14. Please ignore my lazy eye - motherfucker sleeps more than a cat.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. A sphincter says "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang"

    By GaryGrimSmith,
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  16. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones…or hang dong with the lights on.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Let he who is without stink rip the first fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Eat your enemy's heart to gain his courage. His brain, to steal his wisdom. His balls, because they're delicious.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  19. Farm-to-table could also be called farm-to-colon, because that’s where it’s going.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. My other butt eats butts on the regular

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. Clifford the big red dog is a communist, of course!

    By Facelist,
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  22. Coincidentally I'm both happy to see you and have an erection. .

    By Facelist,
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  23. All I breathe is wind wind wind no matter what

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, & don't extinguish until you see the browns of their butts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. I am serious! And thank you for calling me Shirley, for indeed that is my name

    By StopEatingBees,
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