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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Life is like a box of chocolates: produced through brutal labor and bad for the environment.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  2. Bzzt. Bzzt. Bonggg. This is a test of the emergency podcast system. If this had been an actual emergency, the Attention Signal you just heard [...]

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. Lately it occurs to me, what a long gas range it's been. I'm so grateful for going hybrid.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  4. No I said "a part time" job, not "apartheid" job

    By ZachRokosz,
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  5. I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but he just wrote me a little note that said thanks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Yet today, I consider myself the luckiest man with Lou Gehrig's disease.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  7. Quid pro quo, Mr. Dingus. I bathed your cat with my licks, now give me the hiccups!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  8. One day in the future will be tomorrow

    By Max Power,
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  9. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in my mother, wear a rubber, you sick fuck.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  10. 30 years of hard work at the sewage plant and alls I got was this crappy T-Shirt

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. Welcome to WTF, I'm Jimmy Pardo.

    By Xandar1977,
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  12. Sometimes I wonder, sometimes I dream, sometimes I just pee in the sink cos it's closer.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  13. Do androids dream of electric soup?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  14. Oh yogi bear, the pies, the pies are calling.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  15. instead of sending "lol" to a funny quip, we shall from this point forth reply with "chortle chortle"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. I take it in the loins in exchange for shiny coins: I'm prostitute the cock-inhaling man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. you hear Boob Dylan's tangled up in goo?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Is it just me or does that oriental rug look slanted to you?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. nobody likes people to call them on their shit. instead call them on their cellphone, better reception

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Lincoln Chafee, you are the weakest Linc. Goodbye.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. One will enter. Only eight will leave. Find out who tonight on Pregnant Rabbit Closet.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. Sex-Mom, Sex-Mom: you're my Sex-Mom

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Take me down to the Bespin Cloud City where the Han is freezed and our sisters are pretty.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Well my name is Double-Wrappin' Scott and I'm here to say that I wrapped you this gift, here open it, yep it's condoms, my work here is done.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. I came, I saw, I came while sawing.

    By Frenchfries,
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