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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wipe before you swipe Tinder ain't got time for dingleberries.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. In lieu of reading a catchphrase submission today I will lock eyes with my engineer and seductively lick my lips for three seconds.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Like my Grampy always said, "She may be your Grandmother, but she's like a mannequin in the sack."

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  4. Oops, I listened to "Oops I did it again" again.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. It makes me uncomfortable that our boss keeps the pencil sharpener in his lap when we use it.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  6. Just a grillin' some corn on my Andrew Lloyd Weber grill. Mmmmm, mmmm. Lookin' good!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. It's 3 PM, why are you burning my midnight oil?!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Breaking news! Creepalong Bob was ambushed near the hambush, and the ambushers absconded with his last bushel of corn relish. Details at six.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Profound and recursively-clever catchphrase with a spoonerism and an irrelevant reference to corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Roll call: Goran, Czech. Ivan, Czech. Svetlana, Czech. Ok! We're good to go.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  11. Thanks for the mammaries! (I was allergic to formula)

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  12. And now you know why they call me the Godfather of Solfege

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. It turns out that "midget hockey" does not mean what I thought it meant

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. thanks to science you can now have your cake and eat it, then poop that cake out, then eat that poop. then puke and then eat that poopy cake puke too.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Ironically, I ran a clinic incongruously with Andy Roddick and a chimpanzee.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  16. The only podcast that will tell the truth about Cujo being Beethoven's brother.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  17. I love chillin' out, maxin' and relaxin' all cool in my crib. I'm what you call a homie body.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. "I'd like to give the world a Coke" was the catchphrase of one of Marvel's lesser-known supervillians, Diabetes Man

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. miso? horny!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. "Tune in tomorrow for Tigers vs. Yankees" said the Confederate zoo owner as he stood over the mutilated Union soldiers

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. to leave one's mark and mark one's place replace the stark and mark a space to aid the yearn and turn the gaze one first must learn to catch a phrase

    By bract,
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  22. cats love bears?!!?!? I've seen 5 cats eat cake before, but I'm not complaining. oh, boy!

    By ChrisConnell,
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  23. Keep your enemies close and your friends in the kitchen, they're serving the snacks!

    By DavidZavala,
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  24. I'm pulling my fool down. I'm done crossing my l's.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. If eatin' ain't cheatin', then why did my girlfriend leave me for fucking myself with a banana?

    By Shrek & Donkey Kong,
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