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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he's seen Ghost on DVD

    By CoolSeanDotCom,
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  2. Jimmy eat world, Jimmy need nap

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Mantra Ray, he say: "Om blub blub. Om blub blub. Om blub blub. Blub."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Skinny Malinky Long Legs, big banana feet! Went to the Pictures, shat himself, went home.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  5. Said Christopher Robin to his friends, "Let's try one more take of Pooh Bear's maniac face through the splintered door. With feeling!"

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  6. invite your friend along, and we can make this 69 a 696

    By beeface,
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  7. chem trails are real, and they made my butt smell bad. signed, Scott Auckerman

    By beeface,
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  8. alice in northumberland, the chilling tale of one british tourist's inability to discern reality from Monopoly

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Phallater's gonna phallate

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Say it out loud, I'm black and I'm pronouncing my name wrong. Hi, I'm Scoot.

    By MarcusReinvang-Melo,
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  11. After blowing my nose all week, my face feels like PJ Harvey's first album

    By Rev. Mike,
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  12. At first I thought it was prostate cancer, but as it turns out it's just a skinny marink on my dinky dink.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. Do the pick & roll, try the hot & curl. Now do the fluff & twist. Ain't window washing the grandest thing?

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Zombie parakeets are all like, "Graaains! Graaains!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. That’s the last time I stick my neck out for YOU, little white balls. I’ve got to stay hungry hungry.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. The grass is always greener when it’s covered in nuclear waste.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. Creedo's creed is Creedence Clearwater Revival's greed gave the world an addiction to speed and a dislike of Creed.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  18. I'm the "go-to" guy when my co-workers have problems. They go to me and say, "Stop causing all these problems."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. will everyone start misusing the word 'allotropes' now, too?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Sometimes I run out of food, and sometimes food runs out of me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I shit. SIT! Shit.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  22. The bird is the word, and the bird is a falcon! We're all f***ed unless someone has a pocket full of field mice!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  23. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how did the peppers get pickled before he picked them? Don't believe his lies. Don't believe his lies.

    By CoolSeanDotCom,
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  24. You can run, but you can't hide the sausage

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Macy Grey's Anatomy's Thanksgiving Day Parade featuring Steven Tyler Durden & the Chumpteenth Street Band

    By greazey_bob,   
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