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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you like popcorn, you'll LOVE poop corn

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Hear me now minions of Beelzebub, the day has come, the hour is nigh - it's the new spring line of dresses from Victoria Beckham.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. If a train leaves Newark at 7am travelling 80mph and stops for thirty minutes midway to Chicago why doesn't my mother love me anymore?

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Gettin' jiggy wit my Nana, Anna's Banana. Nana Anna's Banana. Gettin' jiggy wit it!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. (Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you never leave your drapes open anymore.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. William Hurt his dick because Jeremy Irons his balls.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Quoth the Clavin, never Norm.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Sweet cheese, Martha. Nice sauce, Rodger. Once Paul shows up with the sausage, I'll get my dough on.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Sweet cheese, Martha. Nice sauce, Rodger. Once Paul shows up with the sausage, I'll get my dough on.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. If I could put time in a bottle, I'd be doing that shit all the time, especially that one time I tried to shit into a bottle.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Loose lips, stinky chips.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  12. One, if by land, two, if by sea. Three, if by wind, four, if by fire.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  13. The rain in Spain, stays mainly indoors, due to crushing Social Anxiety.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  14. I went to see The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants and all I got was this lousy sisterhood of the traveling t-shirt.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! where were not certain what type of show it is, but we know it's NOT that type of show.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  16. When life hands you lemons, DO NOT EAT THEM! Some parents have reported finding razor blades in these lemons. Story at 11.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  17. And now it's time for a little thing we call hugs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Donuts? What are you talking about? Does don't have nuts

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. For MacGruber's costume designer, Forte's tuxes are their strong suit

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  20. When the cameras stop rolling the Ewoks start fucking!

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. That Len Goodman interview was a blatant example of cha-cha-cha journalism

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. I know how it looks on paper, but it's pronounced farr-thöle. Dr. Philip A. Farr-thöle.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. What's shakin, bacon?

    By Smozi,
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  24. Wanda had a writer in her rider but was wrong about the right writer to want.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  25. Twatty Perkins licked my dog

    By KrangkaDelic,
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