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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sweet loads of butter and cream, I have diabetes!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. In a live show, everyone can hear you scream.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 351 views

  3. First I was afraid, but then I was hungry. I will survive, thanks to cannibalism.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 377 views

  4. I'm on Spotify.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  5. I swear to God, if this keeps up I will submerge my head in Jello until Leave it to Beaver is rebooted!

    By Poopturd McSplooge,
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  6. Excuse me, Miss Starbucks Employee, but you've filled my cup with spit! Now, don't get me wrong, I like spit, but I wanted tears!

    By Poopturd McSplooge,
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  7. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you do succeed, go fuck yourself, NERD.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. You shoot some pool, you crack some billiards, you slap up some croquet. Let's splay balls, to the vice-principal's office!

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. Like Jesus said, it ain't a funeral until someone gets punched in the face. Now dry those tears and brace yourself, cuz I'm looking at you gamgam.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 314 views

  10. I bring terrible news about friendly little Casper.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. My house, my rules Susan. The day you host Thanksgiving dinner, you can do things your way. So like I said before, tits or get the fuck out.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Sure, when I sneak into homes and watch children sleep, it's creepy. But when a nine foot clown does it to me for 30 years it's "hilarious"? Thx Obama

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. up your ass with an ice cold carafe of the finest vine piss and swine vinaigrette

    By greazey_bob,   
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  14. I'm not looking for a Love Boat, I just want a canoe with no strings attached.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Never mind what you "thought" Sunday school would be like. If you don't get back in that ring and fight, neither one of us will see another sunrise.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 356 views

  16. Sometimes when it rains it pours, and sometimes when it pours it's concrete.

    By ricky_ricardBRO,
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  17. Durham was named for Dr. Bartlett Leonidas Snipes Durham, whose remains were dug up after being buried for 74 years. He had nice glasses.

    By scottxwatkins,
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  18. Bathroom enthusiasts, please have your birth certificates and genitals ready for inspection!

    By scottxwatkins,
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  19. Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina. Hey! it's Diahann Carroll's vagina!

    By scottxwatkins,
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  20. Bull Durham? Bull! Durrrrr. Ham. I'll have the ham, please.

    By scottxwatkins,
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  21. Billy Joel flew to Calgary on Sunday to plead his case

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Stop picking at it and just let the flies do their thing.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 357 views

  23. You guys wanna see a dead body? You do? That's gross. I'm telling my mom. I never really liked you guys anyway. The end.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 437 views

  24. Four foul foals, clip clop trip hop, and more all on tonight's American Bridle!

    By MyLifeISThunder,
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  25. The hate I have for this particular city is matched only by the hate I have for disabled people

    By yodellingwalrus,
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