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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. How come I can't get no Tang 'round here?

    By TomAlane,
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  2. Everytime something happens I do this!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. A controversial catchphrase submitter looks down at the boy and says, "I can't operate on this girl. She's my son."

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Send me snapchats on the honor system, meaning... just email me nudes and I promise I’ll delete them later

    By mariehorselamp,
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  5. Beam me up Scotty; Visa, it's everywhere you want to be.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  6. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, I would be dead because I'm a diabetic with a terrible nut allergy.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  7. The Austin music scene has inspired me to announce my upcoming debut single featuring friend of the show Jason Mantzoukas. It's the sequel to Sisqo's

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  8. I am so proud of myself. You see, I saw this homeless cat outside the theatre on our way in for the show tonight. It was looking for a good home and I

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  9. Austin! Capital of Texas, motherfuckers! Also home to your penis-wrinkle of a Governor, Greg Abbott, and hometown of former child actor Angus T. Jones

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  10. Please don't tell Bob how to get, how to get to Sesame Street. He has a puppet fetish...

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  11. Austin Texas! Or as I like to call it - Sex Taint USA!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  12. I often bumble bumble but I rarely mumble mumble.

    By Lexfor,
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  13. Wheres my bench plaque?

    By CorbinVanderɀalm,
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  14. "Grab a dab, ya dude!" - Fred Flintstoned

    By shippyshippy,
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  15. Yo-Yo Moms? Why, that's the Ebonics speaking community's superstar cellist!

    By shippyshippy,
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  16. If I have to endure one more morning of you 'toucan-splaining' breakfast to me, Sam, I'll be taking my business to General Mills!

    By shippyshippy,
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  17. Speak easy around my twat dear nietzsche

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. You say tomato, I say alfredo. Tomato, alfredo. Alfredo, tomato. Let's call the whole thing sauce.

    By Butt Park,
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  19. I. Love. Taking short plane breaks, meeting boss of cakes, in the twwwwiiiinnnn cities.

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  20. No matter if its rain or shine, I will always remember the time I had sex with my grandmother.

    By ChrisSherman,
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  21. I enjoy films about gardening because it's a fascinating shrub genre.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. Sunday, Monday- Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday- Happy Days. Thursday, Friday- I spent in bed because my depression is crippling and unpredictable.

    By HeyDrewHayes,
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  23. Aaaaaand.....awkward boner hug.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. The famous saying goes "Never say never." but by saying that you've already failed because you said never twice. I think instead the saying should be

    By Cappy,
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  25. A horse is a horse, with no remorse and no one can talk down a horse of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed Harris

    By PopWhatMagnitude,   
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