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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Despite all my warts I am still just a huge fan of jorts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. I had a dream. I assume you, the audience, have also had dreams. Wouldn't it be freaky if they were the same?

    By Bigsmak,
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  3. Little did we know how anal he was about his toys. These X-rays are going to cost us a fortune.

    By buttermetwice,
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    • 393 views

  4. It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas, STEVE.

    By TrickMcNuggets,
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  5. One beer, two beers, three beers more.. four then five, six beers isn't a chore.. i'm so drunk I can't get my keys in the door

    By Bigsmak,
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  6. Hey Scott I'm in the front row wearing a green shirt. Nah just messing with you, but have a great show ya' big piece of shit! Love Mom.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Call me a romantic but the left ventricle will always have a special place in my heart.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. I'm not a local, but that doesn't mean I can't make a local reference in this catchphrase... Uh... Pizza hotdog fire?

    By Justinstinstin,   
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  9. eyes tryin to be a sponsible citizen, so I gave up weed for booze. then eyes tryin to be a sponsible musician, so I gave up rock for blues

    By greazey_bob,   
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  10. Candy is dandy, but liquor and she'll call the cops.

    By TheOriginalTimeCop,
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  11. Video evidence of anyone beating my twerk score and I’ll mail you one (1) $5 Starbucks TM gift card

    By mariehorselamp,
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  12. When I was a boy all I ever wanted to be was RoboCop, but I guess this prosthetic testicle will have to do.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Phil Collins is fully legendary. He's a true mucisian. I listen to him 20 times a day.

    By Bobbybaloney,
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  14. If all else fails and the chips are down, always fluff your garfield.

    By liver_shot,
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  15. Pigeons carry letters, canaries save miners, birds are pretty great! Wait, one just shit on my head, actually fuck birds, I'm with Alfred Hitchcock.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  16. Ask me about my booty hole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. It's like the old saying goes, "Too many chiefs, not enough dick pics"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. There are many ways to skin a cat, and i was forced to watch them all. You can too at grandmaskinnedmycats.com

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Maybe its the child inside of me, but my favorite thing about panda bears is their succulent rib meat.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Call me old fashioned, but I like to check a prostitute for weapons before we drop acid together.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. I grew up on a farm. And by "farm" I mean mental institution. And by "grew up" I mean liquid sandwich muffin penis.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. If you're on a date with a girl, and she assists a colony of bees with pollinating plants and cultivating honey, that girl is a weirdo.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. The secret to comedy is just building up expectations, and then jerking off a clown on a crowded school bus.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Dont say 'the lady comedied.'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. There's a new sheriff in town! How often do you get to say that? Once every couple of decades, I imagine.

    By CarterJones,
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