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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he until that painful vail of reality began to overshadow his dementia

    By buttermetwice,
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  2. If tits and butts were dicks and nuts we'd all have a hairy christmas.

    By mkoyama,
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  3. And laying his finger aside of his nose; He cried 'help me out, man, Santa needs his blow'

    By mkoyama,
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  4. We built this city, we built this city on top of some black mold and now the children are sick.

    By buttermetwice,
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  5. The only ones who don't coexist are dead.

    By buttermetwice,
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  6. Oh, you ARE the manager. Then I'd like to speak to your mother please.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Press 1 to speak to a phone sex operator. Press 0 to speak to the phone sex operator operator.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Warbey Parkers the Leesa Mattresses for your eyes

    By buttermetwice,
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  9. Smooches amd kisses, tuck away and you'll be a Mrs.

    By buttermetwice,
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  10. The cops could never prove Tammy D was getting biz in the crop, but it was very true that the boys had often times let the beat... mmmm drop.

    By buttermetwice,
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  11. everyone's dog pees in the house sometimes

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. I know we were supposed to write our own wedding vows, but these lyrics from Blurred Lines are good enough for me.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Hello fill-in-the-blank! How about the traffic on the nearby freeway?The food your city is famous for is great. Now I'll mention a sports ball player.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Why can't they just be called the Oakland Fonzies?

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Catchphrase Submission

    By StuartPeach,
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    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? He doesn’t have to work, he’s just a bunch of lines!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  18. We're about to turn OAKland.. into JOKEland! Jesus Christ. Thanks for nothing, forum user P.F.Tompkins6969.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Balcony recap, the world is your oyster.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  20. Scott Aukerman more like squat Aukerman Glutes are looking great bro.

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  21. It's easy to be a cock eyed optimist. Who would not be an optimist with cocks for eyes

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  22. Cut my wife into pieces, this is a bad resort--the Overlook, that is

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  23. Scott Aukerman more like squat Aukerman! Glutes are looking great bro!

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  24. t's easy to be a cock eyed optimist. Who wouldn't be an optimist with cocks for eye

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  25. Balcony recap, die another day.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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