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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A little dab'll do ya, but a lotta dab'll don't ya.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  2. The Wicked Witch of the West and the Good Witch of the East never could meet in the middle on anything.

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. Morale is high; that's because there's more ale on the way!

    By brontosaurusFACE,
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  4. Lando "Chuckles" Calrissian throws cream pies and squirts seltzer at the Empire at his home in Clown City

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. I tried to fuck a toaster before Ex Machina even came out so yeah, you could call me a visionary.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Hello Dads Hello Grads welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By KOFAU,   
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  7. I don't take anything in life for granted, except for this seemingly never-ending streak of good luck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. When I first met the "Pigfucker" I didn't think much of him. But by the end of the summer, we were ALL lining up to shake his hand.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. I have no knowledge of your nephew Mrs. Miller, but Sparkles are a given if you're fartin' glitter

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  10. spit on the grave of my frenemies. yes, i kill and bury my frenemies. no, i won't sign your Katy Perry album

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. four years ago my life changed for the worst. ThE dOg drank the soda

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. Now take off the blindfold. That's right. They were bloody chicken beaks. Congratulations, you got the job.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Halo! Perry, doll!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Unfortunately, there's nothing sexual about a Norwegian fish market, but sprinkle in some anal beads, and viola.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. mother of drag-ons, sure: I can see that!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. If you're gonna dance with the devil, try to ignore his sweatpants boner.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Protip: Unleash scorpions at your next company picnic, and pull out the scorpion anti-venom when panic ensues. Who's useless now, Janice?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. It's that special time of year again, when Gary Busey starts mailing me pieces of his bones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. I want to live in a world where Steve Harwell creates a musical reboot of the most popular war themed sitcom ever...and he calls it "M*A*S*H*mouth"

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  20. If my watch is slow, am I living in the future?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  21. Who you callin' a cracker, cheeseball?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  22. If the tragic death of Hodor has taught me anything, it's that my enormous penis will not save me from zombies.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Please blow your nose, snot that kind of show

    By irishstevenj,
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  24. What's up, frog...oh, you're a salamander? Sorry, but I don't see species, all amphibians are equal in my eyes

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  25. Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 coming to theaters soon.

    By Pure Guava,
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